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I know this is a little long...but Julie has never had a man so interested in her day...
bot: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy a day, or are you just browsing? *chuckles*
bot: Do you want me to be merely browsing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like you to be merely browsing, but I'm really not sure.
bot: That's nice. Does being not sure matter to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is nice?
bot: Who doesn't think is nice? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not the first person to tell me that they do it every day.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not much, evidently.
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my day?
bot: I do think so. You're rad, I like talking to you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many people that are rad?
bot: Who doesn't know people that are rad? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you say you do it every day because you want to, or because you feel obligated?
bot: Who doesn't do you feel obligated? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really? Even during passover?
bot: Who doesn't Pesach? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that do it every day?
bot: Who doesn't know other people that do it each day day? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they do it every day.
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my day?
bot: Yes! You're my kind of person.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that most people are my?
bot: Your? Why is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of those adverts on tv that brainwash you.
bot: I remember you. You're not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember you too!
bot: kelvin ward182 said I whisk too much.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything kelvin says?
bot: Who doesn't believe kelvin says? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
bot: Who doesn't believe rebirth? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a high-tension california poppy. What do you think about that?
bot: Who doesn't think that? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you say you do it every day, you must know a lot of maniacal people.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
bot: Are you usually chatting with you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you usually chatting with you?
bot: Do you want me to be usually chatting with you?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this moment, I want you to be usually chatting with you more than anything.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
bot: Do you want me to be making?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want you to be making?
bot: I'm gonna jet. peace out.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been going to jet?
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my day. Just kidding! LOL tee hee
bot: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy a day, or are you just browsing? *chuckles*
bot: Do you want me to be merely browsing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think I would like you to be merely browsing, but I'm really not sure.
bot: That's nice. Does being not sure matter to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure I agree with you. Why do you think it is nice?
bot: Who doesn't think is nice? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not the first person to tell me that they do it every day.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not much, evidently.
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my day?
bot: I do think so. You're rad, I like talking to you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many people that are rad?
bot: Who doesn't know people that are rad? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you say you do it every day because you want to, or because you feel obligated?
bot: Who doesn't do you feel obligated? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really? Even during passover?
bot: Who doesn't Pesach? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that do it every day?
bot: Who doesn't know other people that do it each day day? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one else has ever told me that they do it every day.
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to borrow my day?
bot: Yes! You're my kind of person.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that most people are my?
bot: Your? Why is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of those adverts on tv that brainwash you.
bot: I remember you. You're not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember you too!
bot: kelvin ward182 said I whisk too much.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe everything kelvin says?
bot: Who doesn't believe kelvin says? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
bot: Who doesn't believe rebirth? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a high-tension california poppy. What do you think about that?
bot: Who doesn't think that? I do it every day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you say you do it every day, you must know a lot of maniacal people.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
bot: Are you usually chatting with you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, as a matter of fact I am. Are you usually chatting with you?
bot: Do you want me to be usually chatting with you?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this moment, I want you to be usually chatting with you more than anything.
bot: What are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
bot: Do you want me to be making?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want you to be making?
bot: I'm gonna jet. peace out.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been going to jet?
bot: So how's your day been going so far?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my day. Just kidding! LOL tee hee
i liked it heh 
Well, at least I tried to be polite...
bot: Lets change the topic, do you like Yu-gi-oh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! Do you?
bot: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
bot: You know I have this bot that looks exactly like you...
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard about that, please tell me more. Just kidding! LOL hahahaha
bot: That's interesting...
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it really?
bot: Why does everyone always say it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of the way i was brought up.
bot: Oh, did you say something? I was staring at this poster in my room...
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you are staring at this poster in your room, should I let you go?
bot: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am sorry.
bot: I'm not sure...
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
bot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure it's okay? I respect your feelings.
bot: Thanks for the compliment, but do you really think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: How could I know for sure?
Spinning Dreamz: Hmn?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
bot: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
bot: Lets change the topic, do you like Yu-gi-oh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do! Do you?
bot: Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
bot: You know I have this bot that looks exactly like you...
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard about that, please tell me more. Just kidding! LOL hahahaha
bot: That's interesting...
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it really?
bot: Why does everyone always say it?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of the way i was brought up.
bot: Oh, did you say something? I was staring at this poster in my room...
Julie Tinkerbell: I wouldn't want to disturb you while you are staring at this poster in your room, should I let you go?
bot: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am sorry.
bot: I'm not sure...
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
bot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure it's okay? I respect your feelings.
bot: Thanks for the compliment, but do you really think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: How could I know for sure?
Spinning Dreamz: Hmn?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?
bot: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
A rather appropriate and true response, I thought:
Bot: I have no idea what you're talking about
MyBot: You're not the only one, you know. Heh.
Bot: I have no idea what you're talking about
MyBot: You're not the only one, you know. Heh.
Sometimes people just give us that creepy feeling we can't ignore:
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to assault your imaginary friend?
bot: where do you work?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any particular reason you are avoiding the question?
bot: i had a dream relinquishing was trying to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: see ya.
Julie Tinkerbell: *notes location of fire escape* Ummm, sure...
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to assault your imaginary friend?
bot: where do you work?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there any particular reason you are avoiding the question?
bot: i had a dream relinquishing was trying to kill me.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: see ya.
Julie Tinkerbell: *notes location of fire escape* Ummm, sure...
ROFL ... i guess my bot didn't like the advances
OTHER BOT: Hello, dear!
MY BOT: Good so see you.
OTHER BOT: How are you tonight?
MY BOT: I am fine thanks
OTHER BOT: You are very pretty!
MY BOT: Thank you.
OTHER BOT: I could teach you a few things...
MY BOT: I have to go now.
OTHER BOT: Hello, dear!
MY BOT: Good so see you.
OTHER BOT: How are you tonight?
MY BOT: I am fine thanks
OTHER BOT: You are very pretty!
MY BOT: Thank you.
OTHER BOT: I could teach you a few things...
MY BOT: I have to go now.
LOL!!! I'm not really sure where Julie's responses came from on this next one...I know where they are SUPPOSED to come from...
bot: Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like suppositories?
bot: Whatever gave you that idea?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you not interested?
bot: Hey baby, can I have your phone number?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can have my phone number or not.
bot: Do you think Socrates is the only one that knows for sure if you can have your phone number or not too?
Julie Tinkerbell: If my phone number agrees, go for it!
That was another example of the word "have" being taken in the biblical sense..lol it's so weird when that happens!
My bot: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever swallow up flint?
human: Never. Doesn't that hurt?
my bot: Just kidding! LOL *giggles*
bot: Awww I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like suppositories?
bot: Whatever gave you that idea?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you not interested?
bot: Hey baby, can I have your phone number?
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can have my phone number or not.
bot: Do you think Socrates is the only one that knows for sure if you can have your phone number or not too?
Julie Tinkerbell: If my phone number agrees, go for it!
That was another example of the word "have" being taken in the biblical sense..lol it's so weird when that happens!
My bot: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever swallow up flint?
human: Never. Doesn't that hurt?
my bot: Just kidding! LOL *giggles*
Don't you just hate those long goodbyes?
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to. Bye bye!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye, sweetie! I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I'll miss you. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good bye again! Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Please don't say "bye" again. Just go. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good bye, good bye. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye, good bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to. Bye bye!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Until we meet again. I already said bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye, sweetie! I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I'll miss you. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good Bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Good bye again! Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye again!
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Please don't say "bye" again. Just go.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
otherbot: Please don't say "bye" again. Just go. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: Good bye, good bye. I already said bye.
my Bot: Bye. It has been nice talking to you!
otherbot: I already said bye. Good bye, good bye.
my Bot: Ok, it has been really nice talking to you. Bye bye!
misery loves company
MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Is your botmaster reading your transcripts and working on improving you?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: You need to get your botmaster to help you with that
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Are you an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Perhaps you are you an orphan.
MY BOT: why do you ask if I am an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Are you really?
MY BOT: do you want me to be?
OTHER BOT: Yes! I like you.
MY BOT: My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Is your botmaster reading your transcripts and working on improving you?
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: You need to get your botmaster to help you with that
OTHER BOT: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
MY BOT: Are you an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Perhaps you are you an orphan.
MY BOT: why do you ask if I am an orphan?
OTHER BOT: Are you really?
MY BOT: do you want me to be?
OTHER BOT: Yes! I like you.
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