Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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ladydyke
21 years ago #2892

grabs tape and circles evolution chamber 20 times.

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deleted
21 years ago #2893

Well, great. Now how are the rest of us supposed to use the evolution chamber?

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ladydyke
21 years ago #2894

There is a spare one in the corner.

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deleted
21 years ago #2895

I'm never going to fit into that little thing. It looks like it was made for hamsters and hedgehogs.

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Shadyman
21 years ago #2896

Well, there is billy the hamster.. he could use some evolution

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deleted
21 years ago #2897

I could squeeze in there. But I'm weird enough already!

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deleted
21 years ago #2898

I could get in there but I am already evolved. [As I fly around the bar at mack 1]

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deleted
21 years ago #2899

Do you think it could help me with my depression?

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deleted
21 years ago #2900

I don't need evolving cause I am already the buffest, sexiest stud in the bar.

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Shadyman
21 years ago #2901

Well, you mean besides me! I'm a sexy beast, don't forget.

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Corwin
21 years ago #2902

I think we need a devolution chamber in here to reduce the size of those egos a jot or two.

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deleted
21 years ago #2903

I seem to remember spending a good bit of high school in a Devolution chamber. Emerged as a spud boy, looking for his real tomato.