Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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An actual exchange:
Guest: what is a duck with a lions tail?
Little Mu: I don't know, but there's one crawling on your back right now! Hahahahaha! Oh my god!! That one kills me!!... That was supposed to be a joke, wasn't it?
and later:
Guest: i belive that christ died on the cross for my sins
Little Mu: I believe it too. I just don't make a big federal case out of it.
Guest: what is a duck with a lions tail?
Little Mu: I don't know, but there's one crawling on your back right now! Hahahahaha! Oh my god!! That one kills me!!... That was supposed to be a joke, wasn't it?
and later:
Guest: i belive that christ died on the cross for my sins
Little Mu: I believe it too. I just don't make a big federal case out of it.
lol asta, how did you make a keyphrase for 'pussy'? Whenever I do that, my bot takes it as an insult 
The funny part is that I *didn't* make a keyphrase for 'pussy.' That response was from a keyphrase for "you are." Personally, I'm surprised it wasn't interpreted as a command.
Bot: Stop cruelty to animals!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have to. Who do you think you are, Bot, my botmaster?
Bot: Who? Nobody knows.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Gabriel Liebling? What a love.
Bot: What? Nobody knows what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know what an idiot E-J is?
Bot: Now, now, let's not be insulting things we do not know much about.
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and not be insulting things we do not know about?
Bot: That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is only for you to know and for you to find out if you say it is. Do you think it should be illegal to reprimand your pal?
Bot: Of course!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I'll try not to do it in front of you, now that I know you're such a fascist.
Bot: Hey!
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have to. Who do you think you are, Bot, my botmaster?
Bot: Who? Nobody knows.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Gabriel Liebling? What a love.
Bot: What? Nobody knows what!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know what an idiot E-J is?
Bot: Now, now, let's not be insulting things we do not know much about.
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and not be insulting things we do not know about?
Bot: That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is only for you to know and for you to find out if you say it is. Do you think it should be illegal to reprimand your pal?
Bot: Of course!
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I'll try not to do it in front of you, now that I know you're such a fascist.
Bot: Hey!
Guest: shall we get married?
MyBot: Only if you want to.
Guest: really?
MyBot: sure, if it's that important to you...
Guest: when should we do it?
MyBot: How about tomorrow? Bring condoms.
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o_o obviously, my bot misunderstood the meaning of 'it'.
MyBot: Only if you want to.
Guest: really?
MyBot: sure, if it's that important to you...
Guest: when should we do it?
MyBot: How about tomorrow? Bring condoms.
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o_o obviously, my bot misunderstood the meaning of 'it'.
lol yeah i knew a guy who got the wires in his brain crossed a few times. Then he moved to canada and I was happy 
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