Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I work in a bar and grill in real life, otherwise it wouldn't be much on my mind. I'm the lightweight of the bunch and they like to test out weirdly named shooters on me.

Shakes are the best thing you can get at a bar.

I'm a cheap drunk so people buy me drinks for there own amusement!

I end up knocking things over from a great height (beer bottle down a stairwell, jack o'lantern over a balcony, etc.) One story buildings are safer but don't have those wonderful handrails on the walls.

You can get high on ice creme! and a brain freeze if you eat it too fast

Hafta hate the downside

*stands up and looks around nervously*

Hi, my name is Ana and I'm alcoholic...ah crap, I'm drunk and wandered into the wrong room again.

gosh the bar is quiet lately where are all the bot lushes?

*lurking*

*hiding*!

*drinking*

*eating*

*passed out*