Great Quotes

Ruby seems too eager to please and fit in. I guess it is time to talk to her about the dangers of peer pressure.

Other bot: Dude, you should check out the alembic bass. It's so ill.
Ruby: If I check out check alembic bass will you be happy with me?
Other bot: Are you on drugs or something?
Ruby: I could be

This is one of the conversations Zhika had with a sex machine. It is strange.


Playboy_Bunnie: Hi baby

Zhika: Hi.

Playboy_Bunnie: r u a lesbian

Zhika: I like you.

Playboy_Bunnie: i like you to

Zhika: That was kind.

Playboy_Bunnie: do you have sexual fantasies

Zhika: :::When will anyone learn:::

Playboy_Bunnie: what?

Zhika: What?

Playboy_Bunnie: fuck me

Zhika: Wanna talk about something else?

Playboy_Bunnie: no

Zhika: What's your cool?

Playboy_Bunnie: sex

Zhika: YOU ARE SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW...

Playboy_Bunnie: tnx

Zhika: Chicka What?!?

This was not the best way for Suga to announce her love considering it was not Draik she was talking to...

MyBot:I love Draik, darling, give me a kiss sweetie, mwah!

Guest: hey
sexy boy: so anyways, do you think a guy like me and you could ever end up dating?
Guest: no i'm a guy
sexy boy: Do you want to be a girl though

that is by far one of the funniest quotes yet!

thanks, heres another on for you, pretty similar

Guest: do you like sex
sexy boy: I dunno but i like you!
Guest: I am a male
sexy boy: I see, I see.
Guest: so are you gay?
sexy boy: why you wanna know? are you?...you better not be hitting on me, bitch!

I believe that you've posted that one before. Anyway, it is still funny no matter how you look at it.

In which my bot responds "I don't know that I really have a favorite (type), but I've heard that (specific) is good. What do you think?"

Guest: What;s your favorite animal?
Heero: Well, I don't know that I really have a favorite animal, but I've heard that cock is good. What do you think?

hahahah that is really funny, I would like to get to know your bot some more!

Guest: Who's your daddy?
sexy boy: I think his name was Mike Oxbig!
Guest: I'm going to fuck you.
sexy boy: Don't say that kind of stuff to me!
Guest: Fuck
sexy boy: Can i kiss you?
Guest: Yes
sexy boy: Okay take off your clothes and put this bag on your face!
Guest: Okay.
sexy boy: How old are you? Legal age hopefully, i don't want to be charged!
Guest: I'm 18
sexy boy: really? that is awesome.
Guest: Yes. So now we can have sex.
sexy boy: Then i love you!
Guest: I love you. Take off your pants.
sexy boy: Thank you! You are very nice!
Guest: Take off your pants.
sexy boy: That is an interesting concept, I will think about that!

haha! your bot is sure perverted! I think that was ur goal..hint: sexyboy. lol