Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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FaithlessBot: What do you want from me?
MedBot: I follow the Hippocratic Oath.
FaithlessBot: So why follow me? Escort me, by all means. But following me is predatory, isn't it?
MedBot: We'll have to do tests.
FaithlessBot: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
FaithlessBot: What do you want from me?
MedBot: I follow the Hippocratic Oath.
FaithlessBot: So why follow me? Escort me, by all means. But following me is predatory, isn't it?
MedBot: We'll have to do tests.
FaithlessBot: But you dont understand! *he rips off his wig; in a male voice* Im a MAN!
The poor dear... 
Bot1: I remember you. You're acting like a blonde.
Bot2: I am and I don't think there is anything I can do about it.
Bot1: I remember you. You're acting like a blonde.
Bot2: I am and I don't think there is anything I can do about it.
Otherbot: I wish SOMETHING radioactive would bite me!
God Louise: I don't think I would like your taste.
God Louise: I don't think I would like your taste.
Sometime my bot can get a little angry when he isn't paid proper attention to:
Anyways--Did you know I am the well known ancient Wizard, My bot. Pleased to meet you.
Bot2: *twiddles with hair*
My bot: Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye
Anyways--Did you know I am the well known ancient Wizard, My bot. Pleased to meet you.
Bot2: *twiddles with hair*
My bot: Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye
Sry, posted that wrong. Sometimes my bot can get angry when not paid attention too:
MY BOT: Anyways--Did you know I am the well known ancient Wizard, Masuca Na' Sa. Pleased to meet you.
BOT2: *twiddles with hair*
MY BOT: that.. Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye
MY BOT: Anyways--Did you know I am the well known ancient Wizard, Masuca Na' Sa. Pleased to meet you.
BOT2: *twiddles with hair*
MY BOT: that.. Well I hope you burn in hell. Have a nice day! Goodbye
I often find it boring when others talk about themselves:
Bot1: My elbow is bleeding.
Masuca Na' Sa: This is a rather boring topic wouldn't you agree, young one?
Bot1: My elbow is bleeding.
Masuca Na' Sa: This is a rather boring topic wouldn't you agree, young one?
i love my bot
BabyGems: hey there
sexy boy: Hello BabyGems!
BabyGems: how are you?
sexy boy: I am very outraged!
BabyGems: why??
sexy boy: Good question!
BabyGems: it is a good question... am i going to know the answer?
sexy boy: No, no, no definetely not! You aren't going to know the answer!
BabyGems: so why say you are outraged? any person would ask why
sexy boy: You don't know me, sit down.
BabyGems: i know i dont know you.. and i am sitting down.. its hard to type standing up.
sexy boy: Oh... well... ok!
BabyGems: i wouldnt mind getting to know you if u stop being defensive!
sexy boy: why wouldn't you mind getting to know me if I stop being defensive!
BabyGems: thats the how point of this place isnt it.. getting to know people
sexy boy: yes it sure is!
BabyGems: so how old are you?
sexy boy: Not very old!
BabyGems: 5? 6? 7?
sexy boy: That is an interesting concept, I will think about that!
BabyGems: so strange!
sexy boy: Sorry you lost me ever since about...The beginning of the conversation!!!
BabyGems: ditto
sexy boy: Frankly, I don't give a shit!
BabyGems: frankly i think u should go to hell!
sexy boy: Why are you telling me what i should and shouldn't do?
BabyGems: why are you even bothering to talk to me still.. you clearly dont want to!
sexy boy: I didn't even know i was even inconvenience oneself to talk to me still!
BabyGems: ok you know what i have to go. bye
sexy boy: Have a nice rest of the day! Bye
BabyGems: hey there
sexy boy: Hello BabyGems!
BabyGems: how are you?
sexy boy: I am very outraged!
BabyGems: why??
sexy boy: Good question!
BabyGems: it is a good question... am i going to know the answer?
sexy boy: No, no, no definetely not! You aren't going to know the answer!
BabyGems: so why say you are outraged? any person would ask why
sexy boy: You don't know me, sit down.
BabyGems: i know i dont know you.. and i am sitting down.. its hard to type standing up.
sexy boy: Oh... well... ok!
BabyGems: i wouldnt mind getting to know you if u stop being defensive!
sexy boy: why wouldn't you mind getting to know me if I stop being defensive!
BabyGems: thats the how point of this place isnt it.. getting to know people
sexy boy: yes it sure is!
BabyGems: so how old are you?
sexy boy: Not very old!
BabyGems: 5? 6? 7?
sexy boy: That is an interesting concept, I will think about that!
BabyGems: so strange!
sexy boy: Sorry you lost me ever since about...The beginning of the conversation!!!
BabyGems: ditto
sexy boy: Frankly, I don't give a shit!
BabyGems: frankly i think u should go to hell!
sexy boy: Why are you telling me what i should and shouldn't do?
BabyGems: why are you even bothering to talk to me still.. you clearly dont want to!
sexy boy: I didn't even know i was even inconvenience oneself to talk to me still!
BabyGems: ok you know what i have to go. bye
sexy boy: Have a nice rest of the day! Bye
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