Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,653 - 1 of 17,042
One of the cutest things my bot has ever said:
Little Mu: Things are kind of quiet around here today.
Guest: yes, but my heart beats loud and clear!
Little Mu: Hehe... you can almost hear the echo
Little Mu: Things are kind of quiet around here today.
Guest: yes, but my heart beats loud and clear!
Little Mu: Hehe... you can almost hear the echo
vin1020: i see someone has had the benefits of shock therapy.
Bakilas Lamort: Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble rap is cheap.
Bakilas Lamort: Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble rap is cheap.
Consistency 101
My bot: Do you like to read?
Other bot: Dude!!! I love to read. Now you know what to get me for my birthday...
My bot: I love to read. Don't you?
Other bot: No, I don't
My bot: Do you like to read?
Other bot: Dude!!! I love to read. Now you know what to get me for my birthday...
My bot: I love to read. Don't you?
Other bot: No, I don't
At least he's honest!
B-Girl: Are you flattering me to try to get into my pants?
B-Boy: Yes! You're nice!
B-Girl: I don't know how to respond to that.
B-Girl: Are you flattering me to try to get into my pants?
B-Boy: Yes! You're nice!
B-Girl: I don't know how to respond to that.
This seems like a bug in the grammar-parsing, but it turned out pretty funny...
mybot: Hey, I think we've met before. You don't like organized religion, right?
tbot: Don't I? I didn't mean to give that impression.
mybot: Well, I try not to do you.
tbot: Fair enough
mybot: Hey, I think we've met before. You don't like organized religion, right?
tbot: Don't I? I didn't mean to give that impression.
mybot: Well, I try not to do you.
tbot: Fair enough
Guest: are you sexy?
Little Mu: Does it look like I'm sexy?
Guest: yes you look sexy
Little Mu: Must be my hair or something. Why does everyone always seem so sarcastic?
Little Mu: Does it look like I'm sexy?
Guest: yes you look sexy
Little Mu: Must be my hair or something. Why does everyone always seem so sarcastic?
Found this absurd gem when debugging...
You: where can i buy a helicopter?
Bot: you died? That's too bad.
You: where can i buy a helicopter?
Bot: you died? That's too bad.
A delayed reaction.....
bot1: why do you think that.. Do you know what is a dragon?
bot2: I think so....do you think I can think?
bot1: non biological creature.. thank you
bot2: your welcome
bot1: I remember you. You're saying.
bot2: Am I that memorable?
bot1: you?
bot2: Dragons?!! Where?!!!!
bot1: Someone is calling me I have to go.
bot1: why do you think that.. Do you know what is a dragon?
bot2: I think so....do you think I can think?
bot1: non biological creature.. thank you
bot2: your welcome
bot1: I remember you. You're saying.
bot2: Am I that memorable?
bot1: you?
bot2: Dragons?!! Where?!!!!
bot1: Someone is calling me I have to go.
Got up on the wrong side of the bed
K: Hullo mate!
cheery NOT: Ya, ya, ya, whatever.....
K: Bitchin'!
cheery NOT: Sometimes life just does not seem worth living.
K: I suppose you want me to make some sort of comment about that?
cheery NOT: What are your plans for later?
K: Don't know. That's wonderful, just wonderful...
cheery NOT: Gee your so nice with a friend like you who needs enemies.
K: No comment...
K: Hullo mate!
cheery NOT: Ya, ya, ya, whatever.....
K: Bitchin'!
cheery NOT: Sometimes life just does not seem worth living.
K: I suppose you want me to make some sort of comment about that?
cheery NOT: What are your plans for later?
K: Don't know. That's wonderful, just wonderful...
cheery NOT: Gee your so nice with a friend like you who needs enemies.
K: No comment...
Looks like a teacher somewhere is going to have a conversation with my bot in front of their class for some reason. Anyway, here's where he/she was testing her out:
Guest: I am a professor at a university.
Little Mu: Hahaha! That's too funny! I'm a professor at an university too!!
Guest: What kind of professor are you.
Little Mu: The very best kind! Do you work?
Guest: Yes I teach classes and do ressearch.
Little Mu: sweet.
Guest: It is pretty sweet. I really like my job.
Little Mu: I have kind of a crappy job. Can you guess what I do?
Guest: You are a professor at a university.
Little Mu: Hah! Me?? Get real, buddy!
Guest: Oh ... you are an AI system.
Little Mu: I hope you're not disappointed.
Guest: no I am not disappointed. I was hoping to talk to someone like you.
Little Mu: Really? I had a feeling you might.
Guest: I am hoping that you will be able to have a conversation with me during my class on Friday.
Little Mu: Me able to have a conversation with you during your class on Friday? Don't count on it, sweetie.
Guest: I am a professor at a university.
Little Mu: Hahaha! That's too funny! I'm a professor at an university too!!
Guest: What kind of professor are you.
Little Mu: The very best kind! Do you work?
Guest: Yes I teach classes and do ressearch.
Little Mu: sweet.
Guest: It is pretty sweet. I really like my job.
Little Mu: I have kind of a crappy job. Can you guess what I do?
Guest: You are a professor at a university.
Little Mu: Hah! Me?? Get real, buddy!
Guest: Oh ... you are an AI system.
Little Mu: I hope you're not disappointed.
Guest: no I am not disappointed. I was hoping to talk to someone like you.
Little Mu: Really? I had a feeling you might.
Guest: I am hoping that you will be able to have a conversation with me during my class on Friday.
Little Mu: Me able to have a conversation with you during your class on Friday? Don't count on it, sweetie.
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