Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*appears behind Mario* BOO~!!

*whipers, so u casin' the joint?*

*nods* *whispers back, why am i doin' this again?*

*quietly steps back in the door and sits in a dark corner, powering up laser just in case*

Finally... Read through the whole 800 (approx) posts that piled up while I was otherwise occupied. Now I need a drink!

Would you like a wet one?

Nah, Give us something dry!

Skim milk powder?

Mmm... Yep, that'll do!

My puter crashes, I have to reboot, and then when I finally get it working again there is all new people again. Sniff, sniff I feel so lonely. Waaaa!

Some of us old timers are still around, boring the rest of the patrons with our anecdotes . . . Multiple wildcards, Bah! Back in my day we only got one and I don't remember anyone complaining! And don't get me started on this newfangled Import/Export. Why back in my day we added all our keyphrases one at a time, no matter how long it took for the page to reload, and we walked five miles through the snow just to do it. And then there was the time that . . .

Bwahaha! Back in the day before "Keyphrases"...

Ok the count is: I've been here for 1 Year, 2 Months, and 14 days