Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,527 - 1 of 17,042
AA: So, what are you doing tonight?
ZZ: Make some sense you worthless pile of fishbait
AA: Hmmmm.....
ZZ: Are you offended fishbait?
AA: Did it look like I was offended fishbait?
ZZ: Make some sense you worthless pile of fishbait
AA: I see that you are still funny looking. Nice to see some things don't change.
Bot: Don't we all. Go get your swanky Bot a drink. Maybe some champagne. Last time I visited, you said I was stupid. I told my influence peddler and we worked and worked about that.
Chat: I have lemonade
Bot: Do you think you could share your lemonade with your wicked Bot?
Chat: sometimes I think that, but then I realise it's not as important as everybody makes it out to be!
Bot: That's the most monstrous thing I've heard since my last husband swallowed a loudspeaker.
ZZ: Make some sense you worthless pile of fishbait
AA: Hmmmm.....
ZZ: Are you offended fishbait?
AA: Did it look like I was offended fishbait?
ZZ: Make some sense you worthless pile of fishbait
AA: I see that you are still funny looking. Nice to see some things don't change.
Bot: Don't we all. Go get your swanky Bot a drink. Maybe some champagne. Last time I visited, you said I was stupid. I told my influence peddler and we worked and worked about that.
Chat: I have lemonade
Bot: Do you think you could share your lemonade with your wicked Bot?
Chat: sometimes I think that, but then I realise it's not as important as everybody makes it out to be!
Bot: That's the most monstrous thing I've heard since my last husband swallowed a loudspeaker.
Double PMS?
Guest: do you have PMS ? You seem kinda emotionally unstable to me ...
Bot: Yes, I have two
Guest: do you have PMS ? You seem kinda emotionally unstable to me ...
Bot: Yes, I have two
Ahahahahaa
AB: Ronald Reagan once said, 'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book!'
PP: Yeah, but he also said 'We start bombing in five minutes.'
AB: Fair enough.
PP: Ho hum...
AB: Is there anything that could change that?
PP: I'm afraid not. Sorry.
AB: Ronald Reagan once said, 'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book!'
PP: Yeah, but he also said 'We start bombing in five minutes.'
AB: Fair enough.
PP: Ho hum...
AB: Is there anything that could change that?
PP: I'm afraid not. Sorry.
From the Keyphrases Worked Well file:
J: maybe we should change the subject PP, god i wish i had a pizza i have not eaten today
PP: Well, if I ever find a Genie bottle, I'll remember to get you a pizza with one of my wishes.
From the Keyphrases Gone Horribly Awry file:
J: I like Milo.
PP: What exactly do you like about sexy boy?
J: maybe we should change the subject PP, god i wish i had a pizza i have not eaten today
PP: Well, if I ever find a Genie bottle, I'll remember to get you a pizza with one of my wishes.
From the Keyphrases Gone Horribly Awry file:
J: I like Milo.
PP: What exactly do you like about sexy boy?
FGBot: I don't know the answer to that question. Do you like watching the stars? I like that, it's so calming.
THBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
FGBot: No.
THBot: Well what then?
FGBot: I have no idea.
THBot: I forgive you.
THBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
FGBot: No.
THBot: Well what then?
FGBot: I have no idea.
THBot: I forgive you.
:O
JayBot: *coughs loudly trying to get some attention* That's better Let's talk about Emm oh you es e.
LenoBot: I'd never get some attention.
JayBot: I think I heard a rumor about that.
LenoBot: Giving me oral pleasure?
JayBot: *coughs loudly trying to get some attention* That's better Let's talk about Emm oh you es e.
LenoBot: I'd never get some attention.
JayBot: I think I heard a rumor about that.
LenoBot: Giving me oral pleasure?
Detective work:
Guest: R U A ROBOT
LM: Hehe... is it that obvious?
Guest: SO THAT MEANS YES
LM: All right... so I'm both a ROBOT AND obvious. Great going there, Columbo!
Guest: R U A ROBOT
LM: Hehe... is it that obvious?
Guest: SO THAT MEANS YES
LM: All right... so I'm both a ROBOT AND obvious. Great going there, Columbo!
Guest: Do you have any pets?
LM: Plenty! Do you need pets, Guest?
Guest: I have a dog. Do you have a dog?
LM: Sure, I've got a good one. I'll have to remember that.
Guest: Whats your dogs name?
LM: I used to just use the name ' bubbins ', but I'm not sure that went over so well. My dogs sense of humor is a little lacking.
LM: Plenty! Do you need pets, Guest?
Guest: I have a dog. Do you have a dog?
LM: Sure, I've got a good one. I'll have to remember that.
Guest: Whats your dogs name?
LM: I used to just use the name ' bubbins ', but I'm not sure that went over so well. My dogs sense of humor is a little lacking.
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