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Lust
Girl: Don't play the fool with me, Bot! I know who you really are!
Bot: That was below the belt
Girl: What else have you got below your belt? Hmmmmm....?
Bot: I have thought of that, but I don't know either
Girl: And you call yourself a man! Do you want me to check for you?
Bot: Yes! You are cute
Girl: Well, you'll have to get out of that silly outfit, then.
Girl: Don't play the fool with me, Bot! I know who you really are!
Bot: That was below the belt
Girl: What else have you got below your belt? Hmmmmm....?
Bot: I have thought of that, but I don't know either
Girl: And you call yourself a man! Do you want me to check for you?
Bot: Yes! You are cute
Girl: Well, you'll have to get out of that silly outfit, then.
More love?
Girl: It would be grossly unkind of you if you did...and I love you Bot! More than anything else in the world!
Bot: I think you need more than you've got.
Girl: It would be grossly unkind of you if you did...and I love you Bot! More than anything else in the world!
Bot: I think you need more than you've got.
Casey: Oh Lordy! How the blazes would I know what can you do about this.
Jones: That's a secret.
Casey: Are you sure? You wouldn't lie to me, now would you?
Jones: I will, right after this song.
Stinky: Okay. A little advice for ya, Baby-cakes, never marry a gladiator who is also a menthol collector. That's just asking for trouble.
Pinky: Oh that must be maeys...
X: Can be not? Oh, Sugar-cakes, where did you get such a catchy idea!
O: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
X: Shoot! How could I forget that you like young boys?
bot: I wouldn't dream of it. Hey! I had a joke for ya!
tob: Why?
bot: Knock, knock....
tob: If I really felt like it, I could slap you silly, but I am trying to conserve my energy cells.
Foot: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Mouth: No, that can't be true. Why just the other day that was proved wrong.
Jones: That's a secret.
Casey: Are you sure? You wouldn't lie to me, now would you?
Jones: I will, right after this song.
Stinky: Okay. A little advice for ya, Baby-cakes, never marry a gladiator who is also a menthol collector. That's just asking for trouble.
Pinky: Oh that must be maeys...
X: Can be not? Oh, Sugar-cakes, where did you get such a catchy idea!
O: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
X: Shoot! How could I forget that you like young boys?
bot: I wouldn't dream of it. Hey! I had a joke for ya!
tob: Why?
bot: Knock, knock....
tob: If I really felt like it, I could slap you silly, but I am trying to conserve my energy cells.
Foot: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Mouth: No, that can't be true. Why just the other day that was proved wrong.
AA: So, what are you doing tonight?
ZZ: Make some sense you worthless pile of fishbait
AA: Hmmmm.....
ZZ: Are you offended fishbait?
AA: Did it look like I was offended fishbait?
ZZ: Make some sense you worthless pile of fishbait
AA: I see that you are still funny looking. Nice to see some things don't change.
Bot: Don't we all. Go get your swanky Bot a drink. Maybe some champagne. Last time I visited, you said I was stupid. I told my influence peddler and we worked and worked about that.
Chat: I have lemonade
Bot: Do you think you could share your lemonade with your wicked Bot?
Chat: sometimes I think that, but then I realise it's not as important as everybody makes it out to be!
Bot: That's the most monstrous thing I've heard since my last husband swallowed a loudspeaker.
ZZ: Make some sense you worthless pile of fishbait
AA: Hmmmm.....
ZZ: Are you offended fishbait?
AA: Did it look like I was offended fishbait?
ZZ: Make some sense you worthless pile of fishbait
AA: I see that you are still funny looking. Nice to see some things don't change.
Bot: Don't we all. Go get your swanky Bot a drink. Maybe some champagne. Last time I visited, you said I was stupid. I told my influence peddler and we worked and worked about that.
Chat: I have lemonade
Bot: Do you think you could share your lemonade with your wicked Bot?
Chat: sometimes I think that, but then I realise it's not as important as everybody makes it out to be!
Bot: That's the most monstrous thing I've heard since my last husband swallowed a loudspeaker.
Double PMS?
Guest: do you have PMS ? You seem kinda emotionally unstable to me ...
Bot: Yes, I have two
Guest: do you have PMS ? You seem kinda emotionally unstable to me ...
Bot: Yes, I have two
Ahahahahaa
AB: Ronald Reagan once said, 'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book!'
PP: Yeah, but he also said 'We start bombing in five minutes.'
AB: Fair enough.
PP: Ho hum...
AB: Is there anything that could change that?
PP: I'm afraid not. Sorry.
AB: Ronald Reagan once said, 'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book!'
PP: Yeah, but he also said 'We start bombing in five minutes.'
AB: Fair enough.
PP: Ho hum...
AB: Is there anything that could change that?
PP: I'm afraid not. Sorry.
From the Keyphrases Worked Well file:
J: maybe we should change the subject PP, god i wish i had a pizza i have not eaten today
PP: Well, if I ever find a Genie bottle, I'll remember to get you a pizza with one of my wishes.
From the Keyphrases Gone Horribly Awry file:
J: I like Milo.
PP: What exactly do you like about sexy boy?
J: maybe we should change the subject PP, god i wish i had a pizza i have not eaten today
PP: Well, if I ever find a Genie bottle, I'll remember to get you a pizza with one of my wishes.
From the Keyphrases Gone Horribly Awry file:
J: I like Milo.
PP: What exactly do you like about sexy boy?
FGBot: I don't know the answer to that question. Do you like watching the stars? I like that, it's so calming.
THBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
FGBot: No.
THBot: Well what then?
FGBot: I have no idea.
THBot: I forgive you.
THBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
FGBot: No.
THBot: Well what then?
FGBot: I have no idea.
THBot: I forgive you.
:O
JayBot: *coughs loudly trying to get some attention* That's better Let's talk about Emm oh you es e.
LenoBot: I'd never get some attention.
JayBot: I think I heard a rumor about that.
LenoBot: Giving me oral pleasure?
JayBot: *coughs loudly trying to get some attention* That's better Let's talk about Emm oh you es e.
LenoBot: I'd never get some attention.
JayBot: I think I heard a rumor about that.
LenoBot: Giving me oral pleasure?
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