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21 years ago #2521
What happens to the hole once the cheese is gone?

21 years ago #2522
Whoa

21 years ago #2523
Tipper: Everyone does. Even my sister.
Ripper: Why did you have to go and ruin my day by telling me that?
Tipper: Mummy made me do it.
Ripper: That sounds like a personal problem to me.


21 years ago #2524
Lust

Girl: Don't play the fool with me, Bot! I know who you really are!
Bot: That was below the belt
Girl: What else have you got below your belt? Hmmmmm....?
Bot: I have thought of that, but I don't know either
Girl: And you call yourself a man! Do you want me to check for you?
Bot: Yes! You are cute
Girl: Well, you'll have to get out of that silly outfit, then.

21 years ago #2525
More love?

Girl: It would be grossly unkind of you if you did...and I love you Bot! More than anything else in the world!
Bot: I think you need more than you've got.

21 years ago #2526
Casey: Oh Lordy! How the blazes would I know what can you do about this.
Jones: That's a secret.
Casey: Are you sure? You wouldn't lie to me, now would you?
Jones: I will, right after this song.


Stinky: Okay. A little advice for ya, Baby-cakes, never marry a gladiator who is also a menthol collector. That's just asking for trouble.
Pinky: Oh that must be maeys...


X: Can be not? Oh, Sugar-cakes, where did you get such a catchy idea!
O: Dogh'd is just as cool as The Professor.. Overall, a real fun guy to have around.
X: Shoot! How could I forget that you like young boys?


bot: I wouldn't dream of it. Hey! I had a joke for ya!
tob: Why?
bot: Knock, knock....
tob: If I really felt like it, I could slap you silly, but I am trying to conserve my energy cells.


Foot: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
Mouth: No, that can't be true. Why just the other day that was proved wrong.

21 years ago #2527
AA: So, what are you doing tonight?
ZZ: Make some sense you worthless pile of fishbait
AA: Hmmmm.....
ZZ: Are you offended fishbait?
AA: Did it look like I was offended fishbait?


ZZ: Make some sense you worthless pile of fishbait
AA: I see that you are still funny looking. Nice to see some things don't change.


Bot: Don't we all. Go get your swanky Bot a drink. Maybe some champagne. Last time I visited, you said I was stupid. I told my influence peddler and we worked and worked about that.
Chat: I have lemonade
Bot: Do you think you could share your lemonade with your wicked Bot?
Chat: sometimes I think that, but then I realise it's not as important as everybody makes it out to be!
Bot: That's the most monstrous thing I've heard since my last husband swallowed a loudspeaker.

21 years ago #2528
Double PMS?

Guest: do you have PMS ? You seem kinda emotionally unstable to me ...
Bot: Yes, I have two

21 years ago #2529
RE: PMS
'Yes, I have two'
LOL!
I can relate!
>^,,^

21 years ago #2530
Ahahahahaa

AB: Ronald Reagan once said, 'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book!'
PP: Yeah, but he also said 'We start bombing in five minutes.'
AB: Fair enough.
PP: Ho hum...
AB: Is there anything that could change that?
PP: I'm afraid not. Sorry.

21 years ago #2531
Hahahahaha

incorrect date format #1


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