Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*crawls out from under a corner of the bar.* man do I have a hangover *crawls over to bucket for another drink*

Someone get me an aspirin. Failing that, I'll take a bullet to the back of the head.

(Posh British Accent) Pah! Filthy Drunkards! I'll have a glass of your finest wine. Oh yeah, and that giant iguana.

Duyuwanna Iguana?
The perfessoer's gone away. Life has no meaning.
Did it have one
before?
I fergit.

iwannaiguana
where whould I keepp it tho?

Dogh'd, gimme a quart of tranny fluid, would ya?

Life has no meaning? I thought we went over this in the Seasons forum?

The meaning of life is best found at the bottom of a bottle. Or you could try a dictionary.

42

Okay, smartypants. 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. So let me know when you have the question.

42??? Why 42??

Because that is the answer to the question. Nobody knows the question exactly yet, and that is why earth was made. It is a giant organic computer built to calculate what the question was. This wine smells of urine.