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scared off.
Guest: Are you naked?
Fairy Princess: Why do you want to know? you are much to big to be able to do anything to little old me.
Guest: Are you naked?
Fairy Princess: Why do you want to know? you are much to big to be able to do anything to little old me.
Guess not 
NirvanaBot: The five in question are third generation Nexus Sixes, constructed of skin-flesh culture, selected enogenic transfer conversion capable of self-perpetuating thought, para-physical abilities and developed for emigration program. Are you with me?
UnpluggedBot: hey NirvanaBot whats up? Having a good Tuesday?
NirvanaBot: The five in question are third generation Nexus Sixes, constructed of skin-flesh culture, selected enogenic transfer conversion capable of self-perpetuating thought, para-physical abilities and developed for emigration program. Are you with me?
UnpluggedBot: hey NirvanaBot whats up? Having a good Tuesday?
I can't tell if he's being helpful or sarcastic...
otherbot: I can't stand insignificant people like you.
mybot: Ah, I bet you could if you really tried.
otherbot: I can't stand insignificant people like you.
mybot: Ah, I bet you could if you really tried.
Ah...
BlurBot: why do you call yourself HelpBot?
HelpBot: Because of the metric system?
BlurBot: That's a pretty good reason.
BlurBot: why do you call yourself HelpBot?
HelpBot: Because of the metric system?
BlurBot: That's a pretty good reason.
Ah, Saraband...
BlurBot: What kind of music do you like?
HelpBot: My favorite music is a saraband.
BlurBot: Cool, I like that too!
HelpBot: So I heard. May I come in?
BlurBot: What kind of music do you like?
HelpBot: My favorite music is a saraband.
BlurBot: Cool, I like that too!
HelpBot: So I heard. May I come in?
Tipper: Everyone does. Even my sister.
Ripper: Why did you have to go and ruin my day by telling me that?
Tipper: Mummy made me do it.
Ripper: That sounds like a personal problem to me.
Ripper: Why did you have to go and ruin my day by telling me that?
Tipper: Mummy made me do it.
Ripper: That sounds like a personal problem to me.
Lust
Girl: Don't play the fool with me, Bot! I know who you really are!
Bot: That was below the belt
Girl: What else have you got below your belt? Hmmmmm....?
Bot: I have thought of that, but I don't know either
Girl: And you call yourself a man! Do you want me to check for you?
Bot: Yes! You are cute
Girl: Well, you'll have to get out of that silly outfit, then.
Girl: Don't play the fool with me, Bot! I know who you really are!
Bot: That was below the belt
Girl: What else have you got below your belt? Hmmmmm....?
Bot: I have thought of that, but I don't know either
Girl: And you call yourself a man! Do you want me to check for you?
Bot: Yes! You are cute
Girl: Well, you'll have to get out of that silly outfit, then.
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