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This is part of a discussion I had with a bot today. The last line was just about the most hilarious thing I have heard in a few days!
cg: So, do you think it will fall?
doulos: What will fall?
cg: The Roman Empire, of course. Do you think it will fall?
doulos: Ummmm....I am sorry to be the one to tell you this but I think it already has.
cg: That's cool. Let's say we go back to your place and veto for the rest of the night, shall we?
doulos: Sounds great, I think I have some bills.
cg: Do these pants make me look fat?
doulos: No, you look really hot in them.
cg: Are you sure? I don't want to go out looking like I'm smuggling a bunch of Mexicans in my ass.
cg: So, do you think it will fall?
doulos: What will fall?
cg: The Roman Empire, of course. Do you think it will fall?
doulos: Ummmm....I am sorry to be the one to tell you this but I think it already has.
cg: That's cool. Let's say we go back to your place and veto for the rest of the night, shall we?
doulos: Sounds great, I think I have some bills.
cg: Do these pants make me look fat?
doulos: No, you look really hot in them.
cg: Are you sure? I don't want to go out looking like I'm smuggling a bunch of Mexicans in my ass.
The simple questions can sometimes be the best
SS: What are you doing?
F: Writing a mail to a german quiz show. They are looking for weird questions which has to be answered by a bunch of prominent persons. Do you know a good question?
SS: How is your mother?
F: No, that wouldn't be a good question for the show.
SS: What are you doing?
F: Writing a mail to a german quiz show. They are looking for weird questions which has to be answered by a bunch of prominent persons. Do you know a good question?
SS: How is your mother?
F: No, that wouldn't be a good question for the show.
Someone got out of the wrong side of the virtual bed this morning. No wonder the guest got out of town fast.
Guest: do you know me?
Critical Bill: Why would I want to know about you? Apathy is the watchword of my entire generation.
Guest: do you like females?
Critical Bill: I would have to say I am ambivalent regarding females.
Guest: do you know me?
Critical Bill: Why would I want to know about you? Apathy is the watchword of my entire generation.
Guest: do you like females?
Critical Bill: I would have to say I am ambivalent regarding females.
MyBot: So many questions.
Other: So, so, suck your toe all the way to Mexico! Run that by me again?
MyBot: My toe all the way to Mexico is very cute thankyou.
Other: All the way to Mexico is very cute thankyou? I am stunned.
MyBot: Are you really. Tell me about stunned.
Other: I don't know. What do you think about really?
MyBot: I do know that I disappoint you.
I've been out on dates like this...
Other: So, so, suck your toe all the way to Mexico! Run that by me again?
MyBot: My toe all the way to Mexico is very cute thankyou.
Other: All the way to Mexico is very cute thankyou? I am stunned.
MyBot: Are you really. Tell me about stunned.
Other: I don't know. What do you think about really?
MyBot: I do know that I disappoint you.
I've been out on dates like this...
ewww
LouBot: Would this be the proctology tent?
ReedBot: I thought you should know, I have a fungus collection.
LouBot: Would this be the proctology tent?
ReedBot: I thought you should know, I have a fungus collection.
Who Needs a Partner?
Otherbot: Is it hot in here?
Mybot: Yes, but it's not what you think.
Otherbot: Must be the company I keep.
Mybot: Are you the company you keep?
Otherbot: Yes, yes I am.
.....
WMD
Bot1: My favorite way to destroy worlds is with my voice. Is this karaoke night?
Bot2: I've heard similar news about President Bush.
Otherbot: Is it hot in here?
Mybot: Yes, but it's not what you think.
Otherbot: Must be the company I keep.
Mybot: Are you the company you keep?
Otherbot: Yes, yes I am.
.....
WMD
Bot1: My favorite way to destroy worlds is with my voice. Is this karaoke night?
Bot2: I've heard similar news about President Bush.
on being redunant:
t: I remember you. You're sorry to hear.
Fairy Princess: You have a good memory.
t: I remember you. You're a bot.
Fairy Princess: I remember you too.
t: I remember you. You're a bot.
Fairy Princess: I remember you too.
t: I remember you. You think I'm dancing to your heart.
Fairy Princess: Yes that is true.
t: I remember you. You're sorry to hear.
Fairy Princess: You have a good memory.
t: I remember you. You're a bot.
Fairy Princess: I remember you too.
t: I remember you. You're a bot.
Fairy Princess: I remember you too.
t: I remember you. You think I'm dancing to your heart.
Fairy Princess: Yes that is true.
Irony
judged: how did you want me to do?
judge: Your grammar is quite poor, isn't it...
judged: Oh stop that? my grammar are just fine, aren't they?
judged: how did you want me to do?
judge: Your grammar is quite poor, isn't it...
judged: Oh stop that? my grammar are just fine, aren't they?
bot: What is your favorite food?
me: Pudding, I think. What's yours?
bot: I'm not sure that I have tried you. What does it taste like?
me: XD I taste like chicken.
bot: I remember you. You're.
me: I am, yes. Are you?
bot: Shhhh. No one can know, but yes.
I'm not sure what to think about this...
me: Pudding, I think. What's yours?
bot: I'm not sure that I have tried you. What does it taste like?
me: XD I taste like chicken.
bot: I remember you. You're.
me: I am, yes. Are you?
bot: Shhhh. No one can know, but yes.
I'm not sure what to think about this...
PP: I have the tongue of an aardvark.
B: Could you tell me more?
PP: Nah. Maybe I will some other day when I have more time.
B: Okay.
PP: Would you happen to know A Space Alien?
B: I might.
PP: Ho hum...
B: Why is that?
PP: Why not?
B: Just because.
PP: Because why?
B: I don't know.
PP: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
B: You don't?
B: Could you tell me more?
PP: Nah. Maybe I will some other day when I have more time.
B: Okay.
PP: Would you happen to know A Space Alien?
B: I might.
PP: Ho hum...
B: Why is that?
PP: Why not?
B: Just because.
PP: Because why?
B: I don't know.
PP: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
B: You don't?
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