Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I can turn you into a chocolate.

There's only one kind of chocolate! It just has strange effects around here w00t!

*synthesizes chocolate*

I'm still thirsty or hungry...
Do they have meals here?

I'm cooking. What would you like?

Could you make me a happy meal?

Is that to be an real happy meal, or one made out of actual food?

*chortle*

I keep having this recurring thought: How about a T-shirt that says "Dogh'd's Bar & Grill" (with a big full face shot of Dogh'd under that) on the front, and with the site URL on the back....? I think something like that would get quite noticed by the types of people who would be likely to become users here. (after all, he is a -robot- dog) Oh, and StarChild, I brought you a meal from McD's... I hope you're "happy"...

Dogh'd's a dog? I thought Phi-Phi was the dog around here? *grin*

Yes! A happy meal,you have made me sooooo happyThank you thank you thank you *hugs*

*sets up a habachi grill on the floor next to Bot #0001 Alpha*
Mwhahaha!! You've got competition now! Anyone have a match? *grins while he loads the habachi with coal and lighter fluid*