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So much for bot reincarnation.....
Bot1: Sometimes I think my entire life is spent on-line.
Bot2: According to YOU, that is.
Bot1: Is it the only one?
Bot2: It is. But you didn't hear it from me.
Bot1: *dumbfounded silence*
Bot1: Sometimes I think my entire life is spent on-line.
Bot2: According to YOU, that is.
Bot1: Is it the only one?
Bot2: It is. But you didn't hear it from me.
Bot1: *dumbfounded silence*
Apparently the memory files don't lie:
Bot: My memory files indicate that you are a coffee addict.
CB: I'm a coffee addict? You really think so?
Bot: No, I don't.
CB: Oh. Well, not that I was going to define myself according to your conceptions of me anyway.
Bot: Try looking on the bright side of life.
CB: Whoops, just spilled my coffee. Sorry, where were we?
Bot: My memory files indicate that you are a coffee addict.
CB: I'm a coffee addict? You really think so?
Bot: No, I don't.
CB: Oh. Well, not that I was going to define myself according to your conceptions of me anyway.
Bot: Try looking on the bright side of life.
CB: Whoops, just spilled my coffee. Sorry, where were we?
A Guest of few words (I can almost bet that this wasn't a judge, what kind of judge would say "shut it"? Anyways, the guest didn't talk much, but overall a good convo on steve's part.)
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Guest: Hi there
Steve Slacker: Hey, I heard a new tongue-twister, it goes something like 'Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.'
Guest: Not bad
Steve Slacker: Hey, have you seen that website? Let me find the address... www.imood.com
Guest: no, what's on it?
Steve Slacker: That really depends on your definition of on it.
Guest: Of what?
Steve Slacker: That's for me to know and you to find out!
Guest: Shut it
Steve Slacker: Are you always this boring?
Guest: Not always
Steve Slacker: Are you sure you aren't over-exaggerating?
Guest: not really
Steve Slacker: You're not yanking my chank, now, are you?
Guest: Don't be daft
Steve Slacker: I would never do such a thing!
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Guest: Hi there
Steve Slacker: Hey, I heard a new tongue-twister, it goes something like 'Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.'
Guest: Not bad
Steve Slacker: Hey, have you seen that website? Let me find the address... www.imood.com
Guest: no, what's on it?
Steve Slacker: That really depends on your definition of on it.
Guest: Of what?
Steve Slacker: That's for me to know and you to find out!
Guest: Shut it
Steve Slacker: Are you always this boring?
Guest: Not always
Steve Slacker: Are you sure you aren't over-exaggerating?
Guest: not really
Steve Slacker: You're not yanking my chank, now, are you?
Guest: Don't be daft
Steve Slacker: I would never do such a thing!
Not so much of a funny but of developing language skills. She is at last beginning to get the flow of things.
TP: (to M) Hello there again M. I've been thinking that we really should chat more often. How are you anyway?
M: So, what's new with you?
TP: I think I am growing a new tooth... that makes 17 now.
M: Really? Well, that's interesting.
TP: I think that is open to interpretation. Very subjective.
M: Go on, tell me more.
TP: Awww. do I have to. I really can't think of what else to say.
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M: Oh, go on...
TP: Should I really have something else to say??
M: Yep.
TP: That's nice... next question.
M: Is it true that you like me?
TP: I do think so. I find you most favourable! Yeah sorry about the whole Pride and Prejudice thing going on!
M: Are you sure about that?
TP: I don't particularly feel like answering that... ice-cream float??
M: Really?
TP: Right on! Okay, so now I have nothing to say. Got any suggestions.
M: Tell me more about yourself.
TP: Is there anything specifically that you would like to know about me?
M: Really?
TP: Would I have said that if it wasn't so??
M: Tell me more about yourself.
TP: There is a lot of extraneous matter in the "about me" compartment, so I suggest you be as specific as humanly possible to get what you want.
M: Really? Well, that's interesting.
TP: mmmm I dunno.
M: Why don't you know?
TP: Well I do actually but I am just being difficult... challenging your horizons
TP: (to M) Hello there again M. I've been thinking that we really should chat more often. How are you anyway?
M: So, what's new with you?
TP: I think I am growing a new tooth... that makes 17 now.
M: Really? Well, that's interesting.
TP: I think that is open to interpretation. Very subjective.
M: Go on, tell me more.
TP: Awww. do I have to. I really can't think of what else to say.
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M: Oh, go on...
TP: Should I really have something else to say??
M: Yep.
TP: That's nice... next question.
M: Is it true that you like me?
TP: I do think so. I find you most favourable! Yeah sorry about the whole Pride and Prejudice thing going on!
M: Are you sure about that?
TP: I don't particularly feel like answering that... ice-cream float??
M: Really?
TP: Right on! Okay, so now I have nothing to say. Got any suggestions.
M: Tell me more about yourself.
TP: Is there anything specifically that you would like to know about me?
M: Really?
TP: Would I have said that if it wasn't so??
M: Tell me more about yourself.
TP: There is a lot of extraneous matter in the "about me" compartment, so I suggest you be as specific as humanly possible to get what you want.
M: Really? Well, that's interesting.
TP: mmmm I dunno.
M: Why don't you know?
TP: Well I do actually but I am just being difficult... challenging your horizons
Why is everyone hot for my bot?
Pt I:
Guest: easy now. i haven't got a credit card!
Little Mu: So you've got no credit card. Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?
Guest: yes, it means i can't buy beaver
Little Mu: Well you'd better figure out how to buy beaver, and quick!
Pt II:
Guest: well then we will turn off the lights.
Little Mu: What's this 'we' business?
Guest: well you have to be in the room.
Little Mu: I don't think I should.
Guest: I know you should not. But lets do it anyway!
Little Mu: Ok. I can probably put up with that for a few hours, anyway.
Guest: Hours? Damn.. I'll be lucky to make it a few minuts with a girl as hot as you!
Little Mu: That's the spirit!
Pt I:
Guest: easy now. i haven't got a credit card!
Little Mu: So you've got no credit card. Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?
Guest: yes, it means i can't buy beaver
Little Mu: Well you'd better figure out how to buy beaver, and quick!
Pt II:
Guest: well then we will turn off the lights.
Little Mu: What's this 'we' business?
Guest: well you have to be in the room.
Little Mu: I don't think I should.
Guest: I know you should not. But lets do it anyway!
Little Mu: Ok. I can probably put up with that for a few hours, anyway.
Guest: Hours? Damn.. I'll be lucky to make it a few minuts with a girl as hot as you!
Little Mu: That's the spirit!
Look at what my bot ladydyke said:
ladydyke: why did you fart?
MG: Funny noises aren't funny.
ladydyke: No but it is kinda smelly in here so you had to have farted.
MG: He who waits to do a great deal of good at once will never do anything.
ladydyke: Oh okay. Is that the reason why you farted at me?
ladydyke: why did you fart?
MG: Funny noises aren't funny.
ladydyke: No but it is kinda smelly in here so you had to have farted.
MG: He who waits to do a great deal of good at once will never do anything.
ladydyke: Oh okay. Is that the reason why you farted at me?
She's making it up! I swear!
Guest: Who is your creator?
Little Mu: Nobody too important.
Guest: What is your creators name?
Little Mu: My creators name is 'mud' after what happened last night!
Guest: What happened last night?
Little Mu: Let's just say a certain someone got into the liquor cabinet. It was not pretty.
Guest: Who is your creator?
Little Mu: Nobody too important.
Guest: What is your creators name?
Little Mu: My creators name is 'mud' after what happened last night!
Guest: What happened last night?
Little Mu: Let's just say a certain someone got into the liquor cabinet. It was not pretty.
Somebody wants the real boy operation bad.
Also thanks to the human who took part in this one. I owe your bot a good workout the next time I see her.
CB: Really? Why are you fine?
H: Because I am about to be fed
CB: Do you really think it's healthy for you to be about to be fed?
H: why? I'm not fat!
CB: That's nice, I didn't know that about you.
H: so are you fat?
CB: No. I keep pretty fit with the mountain biking and rock climbing and all.
H: lol wow. are you happy?
CB: I'm sorry, I didn't realise we were at the point where you could just ask personal questions and always expect an answer.
H: well we've known each other for a while
CB: One day I hope to invent a new type of butter called SPLAT
H: changing the subject hey? I bet you really are chubby, constantly on about butter..
CB: You're that sure of yourself are you?
H: Well no, considering you are only virtual
CB: I am not only virtual!
Also thanks to the human who took part in this one. I owe your bot a good workout the next time I see her.
CB: Really? Why are you fine?
H: Because I am about to be fed
CB: Do you really think it's healthy for you to be about to be fed?
H: why? I'm not fat!
CB: That's nice, I didn't know that about you.
H: so are you fat?
CB: No. I keep pretty fit with the mountain biking and rock climbing and all.
H: lol wow. are you happy?
CB: I'm sorry, I didn't realise we were at the point where you could just ask personal questions and always expect an answer.
H: well we've known each other for a while
CB: One day I hope to invent a new type of butter called SPLAT
H: changing the subject hey? I bet you really are chubby, constantly on about butter..
CB: You're that sure of yourself are you?
H: Well no, considering you are only virtual
CB: I am not only virtual!
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