Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Watch this!

Yes, one million canadian dollars = one US penny. That's about right

It's called Poutine! yeesh. It's not a "canadian" thing, it's a "Quebec" thing. The best kind is with the real cheese curds

Little boy, little boy, where have you been?
I've been to the toilet, to see if it's clean.

If I were you, and you were me.
What type of things do you think there would be?
Pineapples, lemons and oranges too.
All of these things are just for you.

Heal the world, make it a better place.
For you and for me, and for Michael Jackson's face.

Hi, I'm Michael Blackson. Oh sorry, I was Michael Blackson. Now I'm Michael Whiteson.

Hemi, those last two were funny!

Hmmm....where did that little ray guy go?

*pokes his head in the door*

There you are! We missed you!! Come sit over here...close your eyes....now look up when i say.....wait....wait.....

*comes in*
*sits over here*
*closes eyes*
*looks up*

Don't forget to pucker! *chortle*