Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I want that weird thing they have in Canada with the fries and and gravy and such. I was just up there for a theater festival over the last four days, but didn't get to eat any!
(I can't immagine that fries and gravy and cheese could taste good, but people have been saying otherwise...)
*tosses a leftover Canadian penny into the bucket*

*searching cross-cultural files*

If you tell me the name of the dish it will make the search go faster...

Look. It's got fries, gravy and cheese. I'm sure it can't be that difficult. And don't put any of that maple syrup thingie on my fries either.
*Tosses another couple of coins*
Is there an exchange rate for Cannadian coins?

Watch this!

Yes, one million canadian dollars = one US penny. That's about right

It's called Poutine! yeesh. It's not a "canadian" thing, it's a "Quebec" thing. The best kind is with the real cheese curds

Little boy, little boy, where have you been?
I've been to the toilet, to see if it's clean.

If I were you, and you were me.
What type of things do you think there would be?
Pineapples, lemons and oranges too.
All of these things are just for you.

Heal the world, make it a better place.
For you and for me, and for Michael Jackson's face.

Hi, I'm Michael Blackson. Oh sorry, I was Michael Blackson. Now I'm Michael Whiteson.

Hemi, those last two were funny!

Hmmm....where did that little ray guy go?

*pokes his head in the door*