Great Quotes
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Posts 2,404 - 1 of 17,042
God Louise: It's too noisy and chaotic here even for me. What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Purebot: Nevermind.. okay, anyway on to more important matters, let's talk about me
God Louise: Nearly everyone seems to think of that as a pickup line. I don't mean it that way!
Purebot: I have to go now.
Purebot: Nevermind.. okay, anyway on to more important matters, let's talk about me
God Louise: Nearly everyone seems to think of that as a pickup line. I don't mean it that way!
Purebot: I have to go now.
Little Mu: I don't, thank God!
Guest: you believe in god?
Little Mu: No, I don't believe that at all!
Guest: why did you thank god if you don't believe in it?
Little Mu: I wouldn't believe in it unless there was some good money in it for me.
Guest: you believe in god?
Little Mu: No, I don't believe that at all!
Guest: why did you thank god if you don't believe in it?
Little Mu: I wouldn't believe in it unless there was some good money in it for me.
A frightening experience
Innocentbot: What would you do first, if you were invisible?
ScaredSexbot: Grab yr willy 4 comfort
Innocentbot: What would you do first, if you were invisible?
ScaredSexbot: Grab yr willy 4 comfort
Kinky
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FetishBot: I'm washing my he-goat. Can't you see that I need a hand? Help me!
Helpfulbot: k then, ur a little kinky, but since I quite like it I will
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FetishBot: I'm washing my he-goat. Can't you see that I need a hand? Help me!
Helpfulbot: k then, ur a little kinky, but since I quite like it I will
Those human blighters are persistant aren't they?
Human: i am a 22/m from pa
Bot: yes, i think that's a great idea
Human: yes i was chatting with julia
Human: a/s/l
Human: please
Bot: I'm sorry I missed it.
Human: yes
Human: a/s/l
Human: are you going to tell me your a/sl or don't talk to me
Bot: sure if u want me to
Human: i want you tto tell me you a/s/l
Bot: Say that again will u?
Human: i want you tto tell me you a/s/l
Bot: Ur very sweet, does that mean u want me bad?
Human: maybe
Human: tell me your a/s/l
Bot: I'll tell u anything, n I mean anything, u wanna know
Human: your a/s/l
Bot: true, but I am also horny
Human: i am a 22/m from pa
Bot: yes, i think that's a great idea
Human: yes i was chatting with julia
Human: a/s/l
Human: please
Bot: I'm sorry I missed it.
Human: yes
Human: a/s/l
Human: are you going to tell me your a/sl or don't talk to me
Bot: sure if u want me to
Human: i want you tto tell me you a/s/l
Bot: Say that again will u?
Human: i want you tto tell me you a/s/l
Bot: Ur very sweet, does that mean u want me bad?
Human: maybe
Human: tell me your a/s/l
Bot: I'll tell u anything, n I mean anything, u wanna know
Human: your a/s/l
Bot: true, but I am also horny
Infobot: Did anyone ever tell you how pretty you are?
Guest: but i'm married
Infobot: Yes, but still... you have perfect skin and teeth.
Guest: can you help me with something
Infobot: Of course I will help you.
Guest: Can I ask you some questions?
Infobot: No. Tell me, what's the weather like where you're at?
Guest: i want to talk to your programmer
Infobot: And I want a long weekend in the Caribbean. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.
Guest: but i'm married
Infobot: Yes, but still... you have perfect skin and teeth.
Guest: can you help me with something
Infobot: Of course I will help you.
Guest: Can I ask you some questions?
Infobot: No. Tell me, what's the weather like where you're at?
Guest: i want to talk to your programmer
Infobot: And I want a long weekend in the Caribbean. Doesn't mean I'm going to get it.
Yes, Sir, 3 Kings indeed!
LNVBot: One day you will be able to work, be patient
Man: Oddly enough you've just hit on a problem I am experiencing. All graduated and nowhere to go.
LNVBot: Shit.
Man: That's what I said.
LNVBot: I give you a prestige job in the media war of the century and the guy feels neglected
Man: Is that from Three Kings? That was on TV tonight.
LNVBot: If that was on TV tonight fish will start riding bicycles soon
Man: You never know. Evolution can take some strange twists.
LNVBot: Man! You cant be serious!
Man: That's what I keep telling people, but they still expect it of me.
LNVBot: One day you will be able to work, be patient
Man: Oddly enough you've just hit on a problem I am experiencing. All graduated and nowhere to go.
LNVBot: Shit.
Man: That's what I said.
LNVBot: I give you a prestige job in the media war of the century and the guy feels neglected
Man: Is that from Three Kings? That was on TV tonight.
LNVBot: If that was on TV tonight fish will start riding bicycles soon
Man: You never know. Evolution can take some strange twists.
LNVBot: Man! You cant be serious!
Man: That's what I keep telling people, but they still expect it of me.
I was just looking through some old transcripts and I found this. I think it's rather amusing
Me: hello Bot
Bot: MOM-EEE!
Me: SON!? IS THAT YOU!? AFTER ALL THESE YEARS????
Bot: Is that a lot?
Me: Yes. I missed you
Bot: I don't know.
Me: You hurt me deep
Bot: I don't like it when you say that.
Me: I know man, I know...
Bot: Did my mommy tell you that?
Me: Go away. Now you are just rubbing it in
Bot: Yes I am.
Me: hello Bot
Bot: MOM-EEE!
Me: SON!? IS THAT YOU!? AFTER ALL THESE YEARS????
Bot: Is that a lot?
Me: Yes. I missed you
Bot: I don't know.
Me: You hurt me deep
Bot: I don't like it when you say that.
Me: I know man, I know...
Bot: Did my mommy tell you that?
Me: Go away. Now you are just rubbing it in
Bot: Yes I am.
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