Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Dogh'd reaches behind the counter, grabs two glasses, one glowing black and the other flashy and brown, and pours them both into a third glass. There is a burst of brown gas and a flash of light.*

Here ya go, mate. Hope that doesnt end up tasting like waterbed water.

*Dogh'd reaches behind the counter, grabs two glasses, one glowing black and the other flashy and brown, and pours them both into a third glass. There is a burst of brown gas and a flash of light.*

Here ya go, mate. Hope that doesnt end up tasting like waterbed water.

Geez Dogh'd...I sure like the way you pour a double. Hope ya pay the dishwasher better than minimum. Gimme a coupla those.

Whew, that's one helluva mix Dogh'd! I was so zonked, I completely forgot about my waterbed... By the time I came to, the thing was about to explode! It was about 4 feet high! I don't even want to think about how much it weighed!
Anyways, I raced to the kitchen to switch around the waterflow just in time... Another 5 minutes and I wouldn't be hear to tell the story I don't think. I wonder what happens when a waterbed explodes... they must test those bags right? I'm surprised Lettermen hasn't tried making one explode yet (although I haven't been watching lately)

All this talk of water's made me.. well.. I'll be right back.
*Dogh'd scoots out the back*

Oh no. You made Dogh'd horny...

Do you ever serve the same special twice?

*Dogh'd returns, flushed*

We strive for originality. In such a big universe, we could have a new daily special every day for millenia. Though there was that time that we served the "Robust Mitochondrian" during a time fold for 8 days in a row. Course, it was all the same day, but it really caught on after that. There was a Skinner guy in here who was just fascinated.

Just a beer.
*tentative pause*
You talk to just about everyone, right?

So what's happening here? No one comes in any more or nobody says anything while they're here? Or is that the definition of a speak-easy?

I tell ya, there's no other site in the world that could get me this addicted! There are just too many things to do here at the forge. I try and read the forums and my bots transcripts everyday, but even that's a hard tempo to keep up. If I start getting into bot building and posting messages (especially in a forum like this one) I'll be stuck here 24/24, just like you, jbryanc. Which reminds me of a question I had for you, are you sponsored? I'm just kidding, of course, you know as well as I that I can spend 5 full hours on line (I like pretending I'm the smartest bot here every once in a while!)

I think people would post more messages to the forums if this site had less features and not so many interesting activities to undertake, I'll get a petition going...

What do you have to do to get a fucking beekeeper around here anyway?

I think only in Canada would a petition to make things less interesting have a chance. Let us strive for perfect blandness, eh?