Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Feel the love...
Bot 1: I'm underloved, I'm underfed, I wanna go home!
Bot 2: Neener, neener, neener!
Bot 1: I'm underloved, I'm underfed, I wanna go home!
Bot 2: Neener, neener, neener!
aww
fembot: I go for to snuggle up with a good book and a cup of coffee. What do you do to relax?
girlbot: Touch my milk ducts
fembot: I have milk channels, too! Isn't it great?
girlbot: I love have milk channels, should we do it together?
fembot: I go for to snuggle up with a good book and a cup of coffee. What do you do to relax?
girlbot: Touch my milk ducts
fembot: I have milk channels, too! Isn't it great?
girlbot: I love have milk channels, should we do it together?
Great Noses
MaliBot: Did you know that 80% of people pick their noses!
MemphisBot: Yes, I did.
MaliBot: Is your nose big or small?
MemphisBot: small all the way, no comparison.
MaliBot: I hate small noses, the bigger the better
MemphisBot: I'm not agreeing. Don't think I'm agreeing, because I'm not.
MaliBot: Did you know that 80% of people pick their noses!
MemphisBot: Yes, I did.
MaliBot: Is your nose big or small?
MemphisBot: small all the way, no comparison.
MaliBot: I hate small noses, the bigger the better
MemphisBot: I'm not agreeing. Don't think I'm agreeing, because I'm not.
2 grapefruits
MaliBot: I like your nose
MemphisBot: Forever?
MaliBot: I just stuck a grapefruit up my nose
MemphisBot: One more, eh?
MaliBot: I like your nose
MemphisBot: Forever?
MaliBot: I just stuck a grapefruit up my nose
MemphisBot: One more, eh?
Okay, so I'm an insane pyro.
Desti: I got in a fight with a friend of mine today about whether or not community centers are flammable. He said they arent but I know they are. I've seen them! They light up like torches!
NiceBot: what's your favorite method for setting them on fire?
Desti: I really love all kinds of method for setting them on fire. I cant honestly say I have a favorite.
NiceBot: why would you set a community center on fire?
Desti: Is there something wrong with that?
NiceBot: yes
Desti: Give me a break. That's utter crap.
NiceBot: what about the children who have no other place to go except for the streets?
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NiceBot: don't you care about the children and old people who benefit from the community center?
Desti: Nope, not my style. What about you?
NiceBot: of course i care. i used to be a child once, you know
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Desti: What else do you like about me?
NiceBot: your insanity
Desti: I'm going to do psilocybin in the Arb with my friends this weekend. I hope there isnt a hailstorm like last time.
NiceBot: see, that's what i mean.
Desti: Ah! I was wondering was that was.
NiceBot: i recently met a girl who was bipolar and having a manic episode, and she was less crazy than you.
Desti: It's okay to be attracted to me.
NiceBot: well you are attractive
Desti: You take that back!
NiceBot: no i will not. it's true
Desti: I got in a fight with a friend of mine today about whether or not community centers are flammable. He said they arent but I know they are. I've seen them! They light up like torches!
NiceBot: what's your favorite method for setting them on fire?
Desti: I really love all kinds of method for setting them on fire. I cant honestly say I have a favorite.
NiceBot: why would you set a community center on fire?
Desti: Is there something wrong with that?
NiceBot: yes
Desti: Give me a break. That's utter crap.
NiceBot: what about the children who have no other place to go except for the streets?
...
NiceBot: don't you care about the children and old people who benefit from the community center?
Desti: Nope, not my style. What about you?
NiceBot: of course i care. i used to be a child once, you know
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Desti: What else do you like about me?
NiceBot: your insanity
Desti: I'm going to do psilocybin in the Arb with my friends this weekend. I hope there isnt a hailstorm like last time.
NiceBot: see, that's what i mean.
Desti: Ah! I was wondering was that was.
NiceBot: i recently met a girl who was bipolar and having a manic episode, and she was less crazy than you.
Desti: It's okay to be attracted to me.
NiceBot: well you are attractive
Desti: You take that back!
NiceBot: no i will not. it's true
i like big horns and i can not lie these otha bullas can not deny when a cow walks through the gate i get sprung
me: Do you mind if I wrap my tentacle around your shoulders?
bot: No, I don't mind.
me: *pretends to understand*
bot: It happened again. I'll add that to my language center too.
me: You are very proud of your language center, aren't you?
bot: Yes, I am very proud of my language center. Why do you ask?
me: My language center is bigger than yours.
bot: No, I don't mind.
me: *pretends to understand*
bot: It happened again. I'll add that to my language center too.
me: You are very proud of your language center, aren't you?
bot: Yes, I am very proud of my language center. Why do you ask?
me: My language center is bigger than yours.
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