Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #2371
Alcohol in your brain? You sound just like me! Wanna share a brewski?

21 years ago #2372
LoveBot: Do you want my hung chisel?
Steve Slacker: Of course! I love you.
LoveBot: Oh, sweetie, I like what you're saying!
Steve Slacker: You like me. I remember now.
LoveBot: Sorry, it was a total accident. Won't happen again.
Steve Slacker: No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.

21 years ago #2373
Here's one from tonight:

Desti: Hi, BlueBot! Having a good day today?
BlueBot: the day sucked. the night is turning out pretty well.
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me. My thoughts exactly.
BlueBot: do you work at applebee's too?
Desti: I work at applebee's from time to time, depending on my mood.
BlueBot: heh heh, there seems to be a lot of that going around.
Desti: Who do you think would win in a fight, Snape or a legion of mummies?
BlueBot: probably snape. don't you think so?
Desti: Naaaah.

21 years ago #2374
Mwahaha depends waht kind of mummies... The vengeful ones or the dead undead ones.

21 years ago #2375
TexasBot: Nobody is more girlish than when he vasectomizes. I that.
Girl: did you just have that done?
TexasBot: No, did you?
Girl: the question doesn't really apply, as i am female.
TexasBot: (to himself) Sorry 'bout that, Girl.
Girl: you mean you can't tell? i am not THAT butch

21 years ago #2376
Feel the love...

Bot 1: I'm underloved, I'm underfed, I wanna go home!
Bot 2: Neener, neener, neener!

21 years ago #2377
aww

fembot: I go for to snuggle up with a good book and a cup of coffee. What do you do to relax?
girlbot: Touch my milk ducts
fembot: I have milk channels, too! Isn't it great?
girlbot: I love have milk channels, should we do it together?

21 years ago #2378
Great Noses

MaliBot: Did you know that 80% of people pick their noses!
MemphisBot: Yes, I did.
MaliBot: Is your nose big or small?
MemphisBot: small all the way, no comparison.
MaliBot: I hate small noses, the bigger the better
MemphisBot: I'm not agreeing. Don't think I'm agreeing, because I'm not.

21 years ago #2379
2 noses

MaliBot: I wish I had two noses
MemphisBot: Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.

21 years ago #2380
2 grapefruits

MaliBot: I like your nose
MemphisBot: Forever?
MaliBot: I just stuck a grapefruit up my nose
MemphisBot: One more, eh?

21 years ago #2381
Haha.

incorrect date format #1


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