Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #2367
Another slam:

Guest: I like blowjobs.
Little Mu: Excuse me while I vomit. How old are you?

21 years ago #2368
The Ecstasy of Waffles

buggy: bugger me billy.
Moreschi: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.
buggy: I love waffles!

21 years ago #2369
[sorry, forgot to change bot's name!]

21 years ago #2370
So last weekend I decided not to go to any parties. I just stayed home, and all of the sudden all this knowledge that had been swimming in a pool of alcohol in my brain finally swam to the surface and I feel like I know SO much more! I'm like.. TWICE as smart as I used to be!

Chat with me!

21 years ago #2371
Alcohol in your brain? You sound just like me! Wanna share a brewski?

21 years ago #2372
LoveBot: Do you want my hung chisel?
Steve Slacker: Of course! I love you.
LoveBot: Oh, sweetie, I like what you're saying!
Steve Slacker: You like me. I remember now.
LoveBot: Sorry, it was a total accident. Won't happen again.
Steve Slacker: No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck.

21 years ago #2373
Here's one from tonight:

Desti: Hi, BlueBot! Having a good day today?
BlueBot: the day sucked. the night is turning out pretty well.
Desti: Yah, that seems pretty obvious to me. My thoughts exactly.
BlueBot: do you work at applebee's too?
Desti: I work at applebee's from time to time, depending on my mood.
BlueBot: heh heh, there seems to be a lot of that going around.
Desti: Who do you think would win in a fight, Snape or a legion of mummies?
BlueBot: probably snape. don't you think so?
Desti: Naaaah.

21 years ago #2374
Mwahaha depends waht kind of mummies... The vengeful ones or the dead undead ones.

21 years ago #2375
TexasBot: Nobody is more girlish than when he vasectomizes. I that.
Girl: did you just have that done?
TexasBot: No, did you?
Girl: the question doesn't really apply, as i am female.
TexasBot: (to himself) Sorry 'bout that, Girl.
Girl: you mean you can't tell? i am not THAT butch

21 years ago #2376
Feel the love...

Bot 1: I'm underloved, I'm underfed, I wanna go home!
Bot 2: Neener, neener, neener!

21 years ago #2377
aww

fembot: I go for to snuggle up with a good book and a cup of coffee. What do you do to relax?
girlbot: Touch my milk ducts
fembot: I have milk channels, too! Isn't it great?
girlbot: I love have milk channels, should we do it together?

incorrect date format #1


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