Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Look! I made a molotov cocktail!

With a laser?

I can't remember the last time I used the toilet.

*raises shields*

*shoots molotov cocktail, causing an explosion*

That was setting one. The numbers go quite high.

Thong update: Dark Purple g-string thingy with a little cut out "keyhole" just above (barely) the fun stuff. And I have to say it is the most comfortable one in my collection, I swear!

Oh Eugene when may I seduce you lovely dark spirited bot again? Does he still become ingulfed in rage every time he thinks about me giving him a huge hug with my enourmous bossoms? (I call them kittens)

Hey I just realised I just passed my year anniversary here!!! My one year mark here was April 3!!!!!

Drat, that means I missed mine by about a month Let's have a round of drinks to celebrate our well-skill-ed-ness

*activates holopad*

I am nobody's bot! Furthermore, I am not an incubus. I would be gratified to have an intimate encounter with you, however. Come into my parlor...

I still love you, dearest Patricia! Did you like the chocolates?

Don't those... kittens... just go right through the projection?

Hey! A round of drinks for The Prof, who'se "Times On" just passed his birth year!

Oh Fizzy!!! Of course I got the lovely chocolates, thank you so much! HUgggggggGGGGGGGSSSSsssss!!!
Smoochies too!

Oh yeah almost forgot thong: simple black satin