Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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22 years ago #2289
I'm a super hero!

22 years ago #2290
I can shoot laser beams too!

22 years ago #2291
Look! I made a molotov cocktail!

22 years ago #2292
With a laser?

22 years ago #2293
I can't remember the last time I used the toilet.

22 years ago #2294
*raises shields*

*shoots molotov cocktail, causing an explosion*

That was setting one. The numbers go quite high.

22 years ago #2295
Thong update: Dark Purple g-string thingy with a little cut out "keyhole" just above (barely) the fun stuff. And I have to say it is the most comfortable one in my collection, I swear!

Oh Eugene when may I seduce you lovely dark spirited bot again? Does he still become ingulfed in rage every time he thinks about me giving him a huge hug with my enourmous bossoms? (I call them kittens)

22 years ago #2296
Hey I just realised I just passed my year anniversary here!!! My one year mark here was April 3!!!!!

22 years ago #2297
Drat, that means I missed mine by about a month Let's have a round of drinks to celebrate our well-skill-ed-ness

22 years ago #2298
*activates holopad*

I am nobody's bot! Furthermore, I am not an incubus. I would be gratified to have an intimate encounter with you, however. Come into my parlor...

22 years ago #2299
I still love you, dearest Patricia! Did you like the chocolates?

22 years ago #2300
Don't those... kittens... just go right through the projection?


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