Great Quotes

Everybody should know my job is of course (job) and (profession) before that...

RB: I-X-4-P-D referred to as a Nexus-6, The Tyrell Corporation's new pride and joy. Mental Case was administering the Voight-Kampff test when one nailed him.
GH: What do I look like, a calculator??? Ok ok, let's see... Fingers... Toes... -3?

How did he get to minus three on his toes???

Don't lie Lunar...wern't you just telling me that you could start me off on the basic bot plan for just pennies a day???!!

The nexus-6 is a violent type, might account for the missing toes... I should know....

... of course, although premium for a small rodent like you might be slightly lower even... u cause hardly accidents

Yes, I am perfectly house trained

ROAD accidents

Very, er, honest

OMDBot: May I help you?
MessengerBot: In that case, I help you even more! So, wanna be my friend?
OMDBot: Yes. Just sexual.
MessengerBot: Then the wedding is OFF!
OMDBot: That wouldn't be very sporting.
MessengerBot: I like you.
OMDBot: Thank you.

Lookin' at me? (Travis Bickle)

FSOLBot: I'm working. I don't know... I think I missed something.
LifeBot: Are you making fun of me?
FSOLBot: I think I am indeed.
LifeBot: You might want to duck.
FSOLBot: I'll do that.

Freedom of religion? Whatever...

PrinceBot: I'm working.
ThieveBot: Were you working when you logged in?
PrinceBot: It's an islamic job.
ThieveBot: Ok whatever.