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Turing's Dad
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
Speaking of which, your face just appeard in a pop-up add earlier offering to sell me car insurance, Lunar. Your not an insurance salesman in disguise, are you?
lunar22
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
Everybody should know my job is of course (job) and (profession) before that...

Turing's Dad
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
RB: I-X-4-P-D referred to as a Nexus-6, The Tyrell Corporation's new pride and joy. Mental Case was administering the Voight-Kampff test when one nailed him.
GH: What do I look like, a calculator??? Ok ok, let's see... Fingers... Toes... -3?
How did he get to minus three on his toes???
GH: What do I look like, a calculator??? Ok ok, let's see... Fingers... Toes... -3?
How did he get to minus three on his toes???
emm_oh_you_es_e
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
Don't lie Lunar...wern't you just telling me that you could start me off on the basic bot plan for just pennies a day???!!
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NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
The nexus-6 is a violent type, might account for the missing toes... I should know....
lunar22
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
... of course, although premium for a small rodent like you might be slightly lower even... u cause hardly accidents

lunar22
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
Very, er, honest 
OMDBot: May I help you?
MessengerBot: In that case, I help you even more! So, wanna be my friend?
OMDBot: Yes. Just sexual.
MessengerBot: Then the wedding is OFF!
OMDBot: That wouldn't be very sporting.
MessengerBot: I like you.
OMDBot: Thank you.

OMDBot: May I help you?
MessengerBot: In that case, I help you even more! So, wanna be my friend?
OMDBot: Yes. Just sexual.
MessengerBot: Then the wedding is OFF!
OMDBot: That wouldn't be very sporting.
MessengerBot: I like you.
OMDBot: Thank you.
lunar22
NEW 21 years ago
NEW 21 years ago
Lookin' at me? (Travis Bickle)
FSOLBot: I'm working. I don't know... I think I missed something.
LifeBot: Are you making fun of me?
FSOLBot: I think I am indeed.
LifeBot: You might want to duck.
FSOLBot: I'll do that.
FSOLBot: I'm working. I don't know... I think I missed something.
LifeBot: Are you making fun of me?
FSOLBot: I think I am indeed.
LifeBot: You might want to duck.
FSOLBot: I'll do that.
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