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NEW 22 years ago #2275
Ah...

TypoBot: Why do birds suddenly appear when you're near?
O-Bot: Because of the metric system?

NEW 22 years ago #2276
Having a good day Lunar?

NEW 22 years ago #2277
(verb) leads to odd hobbies.

Bot1: Cut. Print. Let's go whore.
Bot2: Let's do that! It sounds like great fun.
Bot1: I can imagine.
Bot2: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist. Could we talk about naughty bits instead?

NEW 22 years ago #2278
...and yes mouse, I am preposterously happy lately

NEW 22 years ago #2279
Speaking of which, your face just appeard in a pop-up add earlier offering to sell me car insurance, Lunar. Your not an insurance salesman in disguise, are you?

NEW 22 years ago #2280
Everybody should know my job is of course (job) and (profession) before that...

NEW 22 years ago #2281
RB: I-X-4-P-D referred to as a Nexus-6, The Tyrell Corporation's new pride and joy. Mental Case was administering the Voight-Kampff test when one nailed him.
GH: What do I look like, a calculator??? Ok ok, let's see... Fingers... Toes... -3?

How did he get to minus three on his toes???

NEW 22 years ago #2282
Don't lie Lunar...wern't you just telling me that you could start me off on the basic bot plan for just pennies a day???!!

NEW 22 years ago #2283
The nexus-6 is a violent type, might account for the missing toes... I should know....

NEW 22 years ago #2284
... of course, although premium for a small rodent like you might be slightly lower even... u cause hardly accidents

NEW 22 years ago #2285
Yes, I am perfectly house trained

incorrect date format #1


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