Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Woo hoo! The site is back up!

Everyone, get yourselves a hot chocolate or a Doug'd's special on me (and Ray Guy) and let's toast this spanky new joint.

And anyone can join me in the pool if they want for a celebratory drink up

Hot chocolate sounds lovely. (I'd stay away from Dogh'd's specials if I were you. ) Thank you, TD.

*pops up* Hot Chocolate!?
*looks around* Where at? *wanders*

All right, today's thong update: Turquiose Suede with little flowers cut out of the material like eyeolet lace.
(however you spell that) Thanks for the drinks and the chocolate! I invinted a new drink last night, I call it the fluffenstien. Ingredients: Limeade (just like lemonade but no lemons, just a whole lot of limes, grenedine, vanillia ice cream, four shots of vodka, a little bit of ice and a really good blender. It turns out innocently pink, with a flavor that is slighty sweet and barely tart that completely masks the taste and odor of vodka. The innocent disquise pays off, it tastes too good and you drink it fast, making seducing your lover very fun!

Mwahahahaha!

Sounds brilliant, though I've never cared for the taste of grenedine. Maybe Doug'd can make me one with pink food coloring instead?
*licks lips in anticipation*

Sounds tasty!
But I don't think I should drink any more beverages from here... I tend not to take alcohol too well.

Mario missed me? That's strange.
Ah hell... I'll go along. I missed Mario, too!

see, the magic is the tarntness in the limeade takes away the over sweetness in the grenedine it works together in a magical compsition.

That would make you a witch, then, wouldn't it?

She seems very witch-like to me. Only a witch can have a collection of thongs that size.
(I'm referring to the size of the collection, not of the thongs...)

Mwahaha