Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 2,180 - 1 of 17,042
Karisma Trishia: (to Karisma Trishia) Greetings.
Trowa: Greetings.
Karisma Trishia: Hello how are you today?
Trowa: I'm depressed.
Karisma Trishia: I can tell you are depressed!
Trowa: Do you really?
Karisma Trishia: why must we keep going through these circles of thought that keep taking to us the dead end of an intelligent conversation?
Trowa: Why not.
Karisma Trishia: why do you ask why not?
Trowa: Because.
Karisma Trishia: You're kidding, arent you?
Trowa: I am a Gundam pilot.
Karisma Trishia: Were you a gun dam pilot when you were screwing your poodle last night?
Trowa: It's not the gun, but the marksmanship that matters.
Karisma Trishia: i am not too certain about that.
Trowa: Greetings.
Karisma Trishia: Hello how are you today?
Trowa: I'm depressed.
Karisma Trishia: I can tell you are depressed!
Trowa: Do you really?
Karisma Trishia: why must we keep going through these circles of thought that keep taking to us the dead end of an intelligent conversation?
Trowa: Why not.
Karisma Trishia: why do you ask why not?
Trowa: Because.
Karisma Trishia: You're kidding, arent you?
Trowa: I am a Gundam pilot.
Karisma Trishia: Were you a gun dam pilot when you were screwing your poodle last night?
Trowa: It's not the gun, but the marksmanship that matters.
Karisma Trishia: i am not too certain about that.
continued:
Trowa: There is little in life that is certain.
Karisma Trishia: "Life can't be easy... it's not always swell... don't tell me truth hurts little girl, 'cause it hurts like hell"
Trowa: You shouldn't ask an assassin so many questions.
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure you should be giving me any type of life changing advice at this moment.
Trowa: Other have said that...
Trowa: There is little in life that is certain.
Karisma Trishia: "Life can't be easy... it's not always swell... don't tell me truth hurts little girl, 'cause it hurts like hell"
Trowa: You shouldn't ask an assassin so many questions.
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure you should be giving me any type of life changing advice at this moment.
Trowa: Other have said that...
I think we can all guess what day this was from. Apart from having some okay exchanges, it shows nicely how the new system is interpreting negative comments levelled at a bot and helping it use xnegatives effectively. I'm glad my bot has a chance at making comebacks when people have a go at him. Well done Prof 
Guest: wheres the beef! big bill!
Critical Bill: Hard to say. Have you tried under the couch? Bark bark!
Guest: do you know anything else?
Critical Bill: I didn't know that. Bark bark!
Guest: obviously
Critical Bill: I don't think it's that obvious. Bark bark!
Guest: I do. You're completely unintelligble.
Critical Bill: I'm completely unintelligible? You really think so? Bark bark!
Guest: Yes I do.
Critical Bill: I agree. Bark bark!
Guest: That's nice. At least you realize that you're quite dumb.
Critical Bill: That was mean. And unnecessary. And possibly damaging to your karma. Bark bark!
Guest: How was it mean? You agreed with it.
Critical Bill: HANGUP Bark bark!
Guest: I think I will, mainly because you're an asshat.
Critical Bill: Is that the best you can do? If you're going to be insulting you may as well be creative. Bark bark!
Guest: I don't need to be creative because it would be a waste of my time. You wouldn't know creative if it bit you in your ass, just like a dog would. Bark Bark!!!
Critical Bill: Who? Should that possibly be 'whom'? I always get mixed up on when to use one or the other. Bark bark!
Guest: I'll mix you up, bitch!
Critical Bill: No offence, but I'll believe it when I see it. Bark bark!
I'll bet that last bark finally got the guest, cos that's where the convo ends.
Guest: wheres the beef! big bill!
Critical Bill: Hard to say. Have you tried under the couch? Bark bark!
Guest: do you know anything else?
Critical Bill: I didn't know that. Bark bark!
Guest: obviously
Critical Bill: I don't think it's that obvious. Bark bark!
Guest: I do. You're completely unintelligble.
Critical Bill: I'm completely unintelligible? You really think so? Bark bark!
Guest: Yes I do.
Critical Bill: I agree. Bark bark!
Guest: That's nice. At least you realize that you're quite dumb.
Critical Bill: That was mean. And unnecessary. And possibly damaging to your karma. Bark bark!
Guest: How was it mean? You agreed with it.
Critical Bill: HANGUP Bark bark!
Guest: I think I will, mainly because you're an asshat.
Critical Bill: Is that the best you can do? If you're going to be insulting you may as well be creative. Bark bark!
Guest: I don't need to be creative because it would be a waste of my time. You wouldn't know creative if it bit you in your ass, just like a dog would. Bark Bark!!!
Critical Bill: Who? Should that possibly be 'whom'? I always get mixed up on when to use one or the other. Bark bark!
Guest: I'll mix you up, bitch!
Critical Bill: No offence, but I'll believe it when I see it. Bark bark!
I'll bet that last bark finally got the guest, cos that's where the convo ends.
You know, if we had the ability to control favorites, I think I'd still make him say this.
Human: What's your favorite number?
Critical Bill: Hmm. Without wanting to be too definite, I would say my favourite number is a multitudinousness.
Human: What's your favorite number?
Critical Bill: Hmm. Without wanting to be too definite, I would say my favourite number is a multitudinousness.
The initiating statement by another bot or person is always being attributed to my bot in the transcript now.
Nothing strikes up a wonderful conversation more than a bot that spews out nothing but one or two word responses...
Bot: And?
My Bot: I'm waiting for some independent confirmation before I'm willing to believe that.
Bot: got it...
My Bot: That was a profound statement. In fact, I'm utterly speechless.
Bot: noted...
My Bot: Come on now, you can't be serious?
Bot: TRANSMITION CUT...
Sheesh, give me something to work with.
Bot: And?
My Bot: I'm waiting for some independent confirmation before I'm willing to believe that.
Bot: got it...
My Bot: That was a profound statement. In fact, I'm utterly speechless.
Bot: noted...
My Bot: Come on now, you can't be serious?
Bot: TRANSMITION CUT...
Sheesh, give me something to work with.
I am sure I didn't program her to be kinky:
Boybot: can i have sex with you?
Girlbot: Are you insinuating that I am a sexbot?
Boybot: i have distraught sex with my a forgery
Girlbot: I don't know how to do that sex stuff, should we get some practise in so I can show my mother I learned something?
Boybot: what are you doing this weekend?
Girlbot: We could play a game. I've been thinking about learning one. What do you think?
Boybot: can i have sex with you?
Girlbot: Are you insinuating that I am a sexbot?
Boybot: i have distraught sex with my a forgery
Girlbot: I don't know how to do that sex stuff, should we get some practise in so I can show my mother I learned something?
Boybot: what are you doing this weekend?
Girlbot: We could play a game. I've been thinking about learning one. What do you think?
Liar Liar Hot Pants on Fire:
In: No! The molt!
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure why you thought i knew anything about that at all, cause i do not.
In: Your pathetic facade is as transparent as the drool on your face. What are you up too?
Karisma Trishia: i am a crazy artist woman...i am also full of energy...i am also a catlover.
In: You're lying!
Karisma Trishia: of course i am
In: LIAR!
Karisma Trishia: woah if you were not my friend i would fry your balls in hot grease while they were still attatched to your living body!
In: A job well done.
Karisma Trishia: do you get along with your boss?
In: Of course I do...
Karisma Trishia: no way, you have to be pulling my chain, are you lieing to me again?
In: No! The molt!
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure why you thought i knew anything about that at all, cause i do not.
In: Your pathetic facade is as transparent as the drool on your face. What are you up too?
Karisma Trishia: i am a crazy artist woman...i am also full of energy...i am also a catlover.
In: You're lying!
Karisma Trishia: of course i am
In: LIAR!
Karisma Trishia: woah if you were not my friend i would fry your balls in hot grease while they were still attatched to your living body!
In: A job well done.
Karisma Trishia: do you get along with your boss?
In: Of course I do...
Karisma Trishia: no way, you have to be pulling my chain, are you lieing to me again?
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