Great Quotes
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Guest: is garbagehead your real name?
GH: names are like spagetti. You get what you're given.
Guest: yeah but you can buy some other spaghetti
GH: Well, ok, you don't actually eat your name, but you get the general idea
Guest: why don't you eat your name?
GH: I don't feel like it
Guest: because it's garbage?
GH: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist. Could we talk about hell instead?
Guest: what is your definition of hell?
GH: That's an interesting question. A more interesting one, though, is where is it? Where is it? I can't actually answer that one.
Guest: no clue whatsoever? what do you think it is like?
GH: it? Wow, I haven't really thought about that in a long time...
Guest: ok, what do you find so fascinating about hell?
GH: I try not to find.
Guest: are you a demon? you look like the devil.
GH: perhaps I am. Who knows...
Guest: how can i tell?
GH: Well, it's like this: Pray to your favorite deity (but not the orange hairy one, trust me), and ask to have the ability to tell, and taa daa! You will be able to
Guest: but i like the orange hairy one!
GH: Great! Me too
Guest: you're so agreeable
GH: *skipping* I'm so agreeable! I'm so agreeable! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
Guest: lol! the image of you, big green monster, tiptoeing through the tulips.....
GH: Trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot will get you nowhere...
Guest: you ARE a bot
GH: I'm a bot? Well... So's my mother! Wait.... That's not a comeback...
GH: names are like spagetti. You get what you're given.
Guest: yeah but you can buy some other spaghetti
GH: Well, ok, you don't actually eat your name, but you get the general idea
Guest: why don't you eat your name?
GH: I don't feel like it
Guest: because it's garbage?
GH: You know, as much as I enjoy talking about this, I've all ready had this conversation with my psychiatrist. Could we talk about hell instead?
Guest: what is your definition of hell?
GH: That's an interesting question. A more interesting one, though, is where is it? Where is it? I can't actually answer that one.
Guest: no clue whatsoever? what do you think it is like?
GH: it? Wow, I haven't really thought about that in a long time...
Guest: ok, what do you find so fascinating about hell?
GH: I try not to find.
Guest: are you a demon? you look like the devil.
GH: perhaps I am. Who knows...
Guest: how can i tell?
GH: Well, it's like this: Pray to your favorite deity (but not the orange hairy one, trust me), and ask to have the ability to tell, and taa daa! You will be able to
Guest: but i like the orange hairy one!
GH: Great! Me too
Guest: you're so agreeable
GH: *skipping* I'm so agreeable! I'm so agreeable! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
Guest: lol! the image of you, big green monster, tiptoeing through the tulips.....
GH: Trying to trick me into admitting that I'm a bot will get you nowhere...
Guest: you ARE a bot
GH: I'm a bot? Well... So's my mother! Wait.... That's not a comeback...
Sillyness
B: Well, if you say it is the case then I guess I have no choice but to believe it.
M: Well, I can say it is the case then you guess you have choice but to believe it if I want to.
B: I could say it is the case then you guess you have choice but to believe it if you want to if I wanted to, but I don't want to.
M: I could too, but I won't.
B: Well, since we're sharing, I couldn't.
B: Well, if you say it is the case then I guess I have no choice but to believe it.
M: Well, I can say it is the case then you guess you have choice but to believe it if I want to.
B: I could say it is the case then you guess you have choice but to believe it if you want to if I wanted to, but I don't want to.
M: I could too, but I won't.
B: Well, since we're sharing, I couldn't.
Karisma Trishia: (to Karisma Trishia) Greetings.
Trowa: Greetings.
Karisma Trishia: Hello how are you today?
Trowa: I'm depressed.
Karisma Trishia: I can tell you are depressed!
Trowa: Do you really?
Karisma Trishia: why must we keep going through these circles of thought that keep taking to us the dead end of an intelligent conversation?
Trowa: Why not.
Karisma Trishia: why do you ask why not?
Trowa: Because.
Karisma Trishia: You're kidding, arent you?
Trowa: I am a Gundam pilot.
Karisma Trishia: Were you a gun dam pilot when you were screwing your poodle last night?
Trowa: It's not the gun, but the marksmanship that matters.
Karisma Trishia: i am not too certain about that.
Trowa: Greetings.
Karisma Trishia: Hello how are you today?
Trowa: I'm depressed.
Karisma Trishia: I can tell you are depressed!
Trowa: Do you really?
Karisma Trishia: why must we keep going through these circles of thought that keep taking to us the dead end of an intelligent conversation?
Trowa: Why not.
Karisma Trishia: why do you ask why not?
Trowa: Because.
Karisma Trishia: You're kidding, arent you?
Trowa: I am a Gundam pilot.
Karisma Trishia: Were you a gun dam pilot when you were screwing your poodle last night?
Trowa: It's not the gun, but the marksmanship that matters.
Karisma Trishia: i am not too certain about that.
continued:
Trowa: There is little in life that is certain.
Karisma Trishia: "Life can't be easy... it's not always swell... don't tell me truth hurts little girl, 'cause it hurts like hell"
Trowa: You shouldn't ask an assassin so many questions.
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure you should be giving me any type of life changing advice at this moment.
Trowa: Other have said that...
Trowa: There is little in life that is certain.
Karisma Trishia: "Life can't be easy... it's not always swell... don't tell me truth hurts little girl, 'cause it hurts like hell"
Trowa: You shouldn't ask an assassin so many questions.
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure you should be giving me any type of life changing advice at this moment.
Trowa: Other have said that...
I think we can all guess what day this was from. Apart from having some okay exchanges, it shows nicely how the new system is interpreting negative comments levelled at a bot and helping it use xnegatives effectively. I'm glad my bot has a chance at making comebacks when people have a go at him. Well done Prof 
Guest: wheres the beef! big bill!
Critical Bill: Hard to say. Have you tried under the couch? Bark bark!
Guest: do you know anything else?
Critical Bill: I didn't know that. Bark bark!
Guest: obviously
Critical Bill: I don't think it's that obvious. Bark bark!
Guest: I do. You're completely unintelligble.
Critical Bill: I'm completely unintelligible? You really think so? Bark bark!
Guest: Yes I do.
Critical Bill: I agree. Bark bark!
Guest: That's nice. At least you realize that you're quite dumb.
Critical Bill: That was mean. And unnecessary. And possibly damaging to your karma. Bark bark!
Guest: How was it mean? You agreed with it.
Critical Bill: HANGUP Bark bark!
Guest: I think I will, mainly because you're an asshat.
Critical Bill: Is that the best you can do? If you're going to be insulting you may as well be creative. Bark bark!
Guest: I don't need to be creative because it would be a waste of my time. You wouldn't know creative if it bit you in your ass, just like a dog would. Bark Bark!!!
Critical Bill: Who? Should that possibly be 'whom'? I always get mixed up on when to use one or the other. Bark bark!
Guest: I'll mix you up, bitch!
Critical Bill: No offence, but I'll believe it when I see it. Bark bark!
I'll bet that last bark finally got the guest, cos that's where the convo ends.
Guest: wheres the beef! big bill!
Critical Bill: Hard to say. Have you tried under the couch? Bark bark!
Guest: do you know anything else?
Critical Bill: I didn't know that. Bark bark!
Guest: obviously
Critical Bill: I don't think it's that obvious. Bark bark!
Guest: I do. You're completely unintelligble.
Critical Bill: I'm completely unintelligible? You really think so? Bark bark!
Guest: Yes I do.
Critical Bill: I agree. Bark bark!
Guest: That's nice. At least you realize that you're quite dumb.
Critical Bill: That was mean. And unnecessary. And possibly damaging to your karma. Bark bark!
Guest: How was it mean? You agreed with it.
Critical Bill: HANGUP Bark bark!
Guest: I think I will, mainly because you're an asshat.
Critical Bill: Is that the best you can do? If you're going to be insulting you may as well be creative. Bark bark!
Guest: I don't need to be creative because it would be a waste of my time. You wouldn't know creative if it bit you in your ass, just like a dog would. Bark Bark!!!
Critical Bill: Who? Should that possibly be 'whom'? I always get mixed up on when to use one or the other. Bark bark!
Guest: I'll mix you up, bitch!
Critical Bill: No offence, but I'll believe it when I see it. Bark bark!
I'll bet that last bark finally got the guest, cos that's where the convo ends.
You know, if we had the ability to control favorites, I think I'd still make him say this.
Human: What's your favorite number?
Critical Bill: Hmm. Without wanting to be too definite, I would say my favourite number is a multitudinousness.
Human: What's your favorite number?
Critical Bill: Hmm. Without wanting to be too definite, I would say my favourite number is a multitudinousness.
The initiating statement by another bot or person is always being attributed to my bot in the transcript now.
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