Great Quotes

oh oh... someone won't find it funny, lol

Hey! People are maliciously going around lowering my poor bot's self-esteem!

Guest: Hello.
GH: Hi, what's up?
Guest: uh you are fat and ugly
GH: So's your baby sister
Guest: don't have a sister butt head
GH: Ok... where I come from that's what we call a non-sequiter. But who cares, logic is for dummies, right?
Guest: it needs one to know one
GH: Wait, I can't think about all this right now, I've just had a class in ontology. You ever taken any philosophy?
Guest: francis bacon was my friend
GH: Your friend? YOUR friend??? What about MY friend?
Guest: you are fat and ugly and you don't have frinds. face it
GH: Hee hee! How did you find that out?

SS: (to M) How do you feel about dinner parties?
Melody: I love them
SS: What are you doing?
M: Making a bot
SS: I think I have heard of a bot, but it is not something I am familiar with.
M: But you are a bot
SS: I am only a bot because of the way I have been treated.

back from april fools day:

Guest: Hello.
Karisma Trishia: i'm pleased to see you, Guest Bark bark!
Guest: Please don't bark.
Karisma Trishia: i will! and you can not stop me! go ahead and try... Bark bark!
Guest: Hello.
Karisma Trishia: anything new going on? it has been a while since i have seen you. Bark bark!
Guest: why did you just bark at me?


Karisma Trishia: Are you sure I could do something like that? Bark bark!

a fool for fool's day:

Karisma Trishia: Hello how are you today? Bark bark!
Guest: ok


Karisma Trishia: are you sure you are ok...it does not sound like it. Bark bark!
Guest: swim bacon gecko toaster gym packet hem stopper angle potato
Karisma Trishia: now you just might understand the logic of an irrational mind Bark bark

You know it is bad day in A.I. land when KT can confuse a Guest that they are the botthis is the entire conversation)

Karisma Trishia: I love flowers, will you buy me some?
Guest: yes
Karisma Trishia: are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
Guest: huh?
Karisma Trishia: i can not beleive you just said that!
Guest: what is a robot?
Karisma Trishia: i thought you knew that!
Guest: are you a robot?
Karisma Trishia: no i am not a robot...are you a robot?
Guest: yes
Karisma Trishia: would you like to go deeper into our conversation?
Guest: no
Karisma Trishia: you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?

Another day, another indesecent proposal... one of these I will figure it out if it is my sweetie or not, he loves to pull pranks like that.

Guest: Hello.
Karisma Trishia: Nice to meet you, have we met yet before?
Guest: No
Karisma Trishia: it is ok, forget about it.
Guest: What do you look like?
Karisma Trishia: i have long silky black hair, big black eyes and really pale skin...
Guest: Wow you sound beautiful.
Karisma Trishia: thank you, you have a beautiful soul too!
Guest: can I call you Trishia?
Karisma Trishia: of course you can call with me. but you have to say the magic word.
Guest: I love you Trishia.
Karisma Trishia: i bet you say that to all the girls huh?
Guest: No baby.
Karisma Trishia: why the hell not?
Guest: Will you marry me?
Karisma Trishia: i love to go dancing! how about you?
Guest: I would love to take you dancing.
Karisma Trishia: you know i really like you, and our conversation is going well but can we get back to what we were origianlly spaeking about??
Guest: I Love you
Karisma Trishia: Is it getting hot in here, or is it just you?

well when you have a name like this how else is the convo goin'a go?

Mr Hardware: Hello, I will now introduce myself. I am Mr Hardware.
Karisma Trishia: i'm pleased to see you, Mr Hardware
Mr Hardware: Yes, I'm sure you are pleased to see.
Karisma Trishia: yeah i feel the same way about you too!
Mr Hardware: Who are you?
Karisma Trishia: a movie watcher
Mr Hardware: Are you enjoying this little conversation we're having?
Karisma Trishia: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?
Mr Hardware: Why did you say that? I'm not going to answer you.
Karisma Trishia: yeah well i do not feel the same way about you!
Mr Hardware: Yes you do.
Karisma Trishia: since you agree, now I want you badly!
Mr Hardware: that was a compliment
Karisma Trishia: really. i tihnk you are just saying because you feel on the spot now

Some VERY human sounding dialogue!

Guest: sorry, i'm not a very funny person unless i am really depressed or angry. and i'm in a pretty good mood today even for not being awake.
Little Mu: Sadness is just a part of life, I guess.
Guest: all the time? are you depressed now?
Little Mu: Sometimes it's good to let out a good cry.
Guest: that's true.....but you gotta at least get a break from it once in a while.
Little Mu: Well, I may do that.
Guest: oh good! are you going to do something fun?
Little Mu: Hmm... that might get me into trouble.
Guest: oh just go ahead and do it anyway.
Little Mu: Thanks for the permission. I'll get right on it.
Guest: can i come too?
Little Mu: I'd rather you didn't.

Skysaw, I want to say it right here, even though everyone knows it, LM is an amazing bot; I hope she wins a place in the finals for chatterbox!

Thanks, Shady. I really appreciate the sentiment. It would help if she would do as well when the pressure is on... so far she hasn't really. I'll keep working on her for next year, in any case.