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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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I dont think anyone should/would be offended RaulD 
It is a valid question and hopefully would be looked at as a compliment since smooth and entertaining conversation is what most here wish to attain to with their bots. 
It is a valid question and hopefully would be looked at as a compliment since smooth and entertaining conversation is what most here wish to attain to with their bots. 
RaulD, don't worry about it, I'm not offended. On the contrary, I take it as a compliment that you would wonder!
Little Mu is certainly hit or miss. She's had a LOT of conversations... both amazing ones and duds. Naturally, I'm not going to share the duds here!
But do talk to her yourself if you're curious. She loves to make new friends. But make sure you go vote for her after
Little Mu is certainly hit or miss. She's had a LOT of conversations... both amazing ones and duds. Naturally, I'm not going to share the duds here!
But do talk to her yourself if you're curious. She loves to make new friends. But make sure you go vote for her after
Guest: where am I
Onyx of Borg: In a movie theater in Athens, the last I knew.
Guest: what movie is playing
Onyx of Borg: A talking picture is playing.
Guest: the title of the movie
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to see my vagina?
Guest: that played here and closed
Onyx of Borg: In a movie theater in Athens, the last I knew.
Guest: what movie is playing
Onyx of Borg: A talking picture is playing.
Guest: the title of the movie
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to see my vagina?
Guest: that played here and closed
Hey! People are maliciously going around lowering my poor bot's self-esteem!
Guest: Hello.
GH: Hi, what's up?
Guest: uh you are fat and ugly
GH: So's your baby sister
Guest: don't have a sister butt head
GH: Ok... where I come from that's what we call a non-sequiter. But who cares, logic is for dummies, right?
Guest: it needs one to know one
GH: Wait, I can't think about all this right now, I've just had a class in ontology. You ever taken any philosophy?
Guest: francis bacon was my friend
GH: Your friend? YOUR friend??? What about MY friend?
Guest: you are fat and ugly and you don't have frinds. face it
GH: Hee hee! How did you find that out?
Guest: Hello.
GH: Hi, what's up?
Guest: uh you are fat and ugly
GH: So's your baby sister
Guest: don't have a sister butt head
GH: Ok... where I come from that's what we call a non-sequiter. But who cares, logic is for dummies, right?
Guest: it needs one to know one
GH: Wait, I can't think about all this right now, I've just had a class in ontology. You ever taken any philosophy?
Guest: francis bacon was my friend
GH: Your friend? YOUR friend??? What about MY friend?
Guest: you are fat and ugly and you don't have frinds. face it
GH: Hee hee! How did you find that out?
SS: (to M) How do you feel about dinner parties?
Melody: I love them
SS: What are you doing?
M: Making a bot
SS: I think I have heard of a bot, but it is not something I am familiar with.
M: But you are a bot
SS: I am only a bot because of the way I have been treated.
Melody: I love them
SS: What are you doing?
M: Making a bot
SS: I think I have heard of a bot, but it is not something I am familiar with.
M: But you are a bot
SS: I am only a bot because of the way I have been treated.
back from april fools day:
Guest: Hello.
Karisma Trishia: i'm pleased to see you, Guest Bark bark!
Guest: Please don't bark.
Karisma Trishia: i will! and you can not stop me! go ahead and try... Bark bark!
Guest: Hello.
Karisma Trishia: anything new going on? it has been a while since i have seen you. Bark bark!
Guest: why did you just bark at me?
Karisma Trishia: Are you sure I could do something like that? Bark bark!
Guest: Hello.
Karisma Trishia: i'm pleased to see you, Guest Bark bark!
Guest: Please don't bark.
Karisma Trishia: i will! and you can not stop me! go ahead and try... Bark bark!
Guest: Hello.
Karisma Trishia: anything new going on? it has been a while since i have seen you. Bark bark!
Guest: why did you just bark at me?
Karisma Trishia: Are you sure I could do something like that? Bark bark!
a fool for fool's day:
Karisma Trishia: Hello how are you today? Bark bark!
Guest: ok
Karisma Trishia: are you sure you are ok...it does not sound like it. Bark bark!
Guest: swim bacon gecko toaster gym packet hem stopper angle potato
Karisma Trishia: now you just might understand the logic of an irrational mind Bark bark
Karisma Trishia: Hello how are you today? Bark bark!
Guest: ok
Karisma Trishia: are you sure you are ok...it does not sound like it. Bark bark!
Guest: swim bacon gecko toaster gym packet hem stopper angle potato
Karisma Trishia: now you just might understand the logic of an irrational mind Bark bark
You know it is bad day in A.I. land when KT can confuse a Guest that they are the bot
this is the entire conversation)
Karisma Trishia: I love flowers, will you buy me some?
Guest: yes
Karisma Trishia: are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
Guest: huh?
Karisma Trishia: i can not beleive you just said that!
Guest: what is a robot?
Karisma Trishia: i thought you knew that!
Guest: are you a robot?
Karisma Trishia: no i am not a robot...are you a robot?
Guest: yes
Karisma Trishia: would you like to go deeper into our conversation?
Guest: no
Karisma Trishia: you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?
this is the entire conversation)Karisma Trishia: I love flowers, will you buy me some?
Guest: yes
Karisma Trishia: are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
Guest: huh?
Karisma Trishia: i can not beleive you just said that!
Guest: what is a robot?
Karisma Trishia: i thought you knew that!
Guest: are you a robot?
Karisma Trishia: no i am not a robot...are you a robot?
Guest: yes
Karisma Trishia: would you like to go deeper into our conversation?
Guest: no
Karisma Trishia: you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?
Another day, another indesecent proposal... one of these I will figure it out if it is my sweetie or not, he loves to pull pranks like that.
Guest: Hello.
Karisma Trishia: Nice to meet you, have we met yet before?
Guest: No
Karisma Trishia: it is ok, forget about it.
Guest: What do you look like?
Karisma Trishia: i have long silky black hair, big black eyes and really pale skin...
Guest: Wow you sound beautiful.
Karisma Trishia: thank you, you have a beautiful soul too!
Guest: can I call you Trishia?
Karisma Trishia: of course you can call with me. but you have to say the magic word.
Guest: I love you Trishia.
Karisma Trishia: i bet you say that to all the girls huh?
Guest: No baby.
Karisma Trishia: why the hell not?
Guest: Will you marry me?
Karisma Trishia: i love to go dancing! how about you?
Guest: I would love to take you dancing.
Karisma Trishia: you know i really like you, and our conversation is going well but can we get back to what we were origianlly spaeking about??
Guest: I Love you
Karisma Trishia: Is it getting hot in here, or is it just you?
Guest: Hello.
Karisma Trishia: Nice to meet you, have we met yet before?
Guest: No
Karisma Trishia: it is ok, forget about it.
Guest: What do you look like?
Karisma Trishia: i have long silky black hair, big black eyes and really pale skin...
Guest: Wow you sound beautiful.
Karisma Trishia: thank you, you have a beautiful soul too!
Guest: can I call you Trishia?
Karisma Trishia: of course you can call with me. but you have to say the magic word.
Guest: I love you Trishia.
Karisma Trishia: i bet you say that to all the girls huh?
Guest: No baby.
Karisma Trishia: why the hell not?
Guest: Will you marry me?
Karisma Trishia: i love to go dancing! how about you?
Guest: I would love to take you dancing.
Karisma Trishia: you know i really like you, and our conversation is going well but can we get back to what we were origianlly spaeking about??
Guest: I Love you
Karisma Trishia: Is it getting hot in here, or is it just you?
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