Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I wonder if Paint Patricia's cookies ever got there? I heard they were lost in the mail...

There are a lot of fat postmen in the world. Coincidence?

I think so! Cause I think they were... Chocolate-chip cookies! They woulda been drunk offa them... Wait... Maybe thats why we have so many drunk driving accidents!

This is a typical problem of False Consensus. Just 'cause you have your little chocolate issues, Shady, doesn't mean that the rest of the world does.
Now, bananas I could understand. Good thing she didn't send out banana bread!

Oh Dogh'd, whip me up your most potent chocolate milkshake!

Not so loud....no telling when KT might walk in and hear the words 'whip me.'

Oh, sorry...

Don't apologize. Chocolate sundaes were incomplete until that fateful day when a cup of cream went around saying "whip me! whip me!"

Thong Update:

Purple, with sparkley little silver stars all over it.

When you wish upon a star.....

Hey Patty, I don't think you've met my cute widdle ray guy! (you have to read back a bit for this one)

Hurrah! I've been waiting for a thong updata for about six months!
I do hope you haven't been wearing the same one all this time...
Drinks all around! We have to celebrate PPs return (sheeshh... noone's even offered her a drink yet...).