Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*sticks head up from under the table* Is the coast clear?

You can come out now, all is clear. And I think that *someone* owes you both a drink for reckless use of a dangerous weapon/bot...

Speaking of which, I've just finished bottling my first five gallons of homemade beer. How cool is that? I'd offer a round of drinks to everyone, but unfortunately I still have to wait another two weeks at least for it to be done (as if I haven't waited long enough all ready!!)

You have your own distlery tank Turning's Dad?

ya shady how about a couple of drinks for me and the fairy?

More power to ya, Turing's Dad! What type of beer is it?

Yeah well I have more than that! so HAH! I'll get yas all some Derillain Ale BRB

Nothing as cool as a distilary. Basically a plastic bucket and extras, all of which can be bought online for about 50 bucks.
The beer is a Pilsner, and it currently seems like it's going to be pretty good. The next one will be a Dos Equis type beer (a mexican beer), which should be even better. *keeps fingers crossed*

What's Derillian beer? And I think now your round has gone up to include the rest of the Forge, what with your powerplant fiasco. Especially a few for the Prof (and I'll save some of my beer for him, just in case he ever appears in Connecticut...).

I wonder if Paint Patricia's cookies ever got there? I heard they were lost in the mail...

There are a lot of fat postmen in the world. Coincidence?

I think so! Cause I think they were... Chocolate-chip cookies! They woulda been drunk offa them... Wait... Maybe thats why we have so many drunk driving accidents!

This is a typical problem of False Consensus. Just 'cause you have your little chocolate issues, Shady, doesn't mean that the rest of the world does.
Now, bananas I could understand. Good thing she didn't send out banana bread!