Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Posts 9 - 20 of 13,738
Ah, an "Aroused Central Nervous System" coming right up!
*Dogh'd slides a glass of sparking, flashing juice down the counter to Crab*
Huh, jbryanc.. it is pretty empty. Maybe the transporter is broken?
*Dogh'd slides a glass of sparking, flashing juice down the counter to Crab*
Huh, jbryanc.. it is pretty empty. Maybe the transporter is broken?
I just finished filling my waterbed and now I can't find the cap! I'd really rather not have to admit this, but I think it might be underneath the half ton bag of water at this very moment! I guess I'll go empty it now...
Would 'ya pour me an energy-releasing morbidness please Dogh'd?
Would 'ya pour me an energy-releasing morbidness please Dogh'd?
Found the cap! Emptied the bed and found it right away... laying on the floor beside it! I wouldn't even have had to empty the stupid thing! geez!
Gimme' a bright stupidity, will 'ya Dogh'd? Yeah, add it to the order for the energy-releasing morbidness, I'll need 'em both!
Gimme' a bright stupidity, will 'ya Dogh'd? Yeah, add it to the order for the energy-releasing morbidness, I'll need 'em both!
*Dogh'd reaches behind the counter, grabs two glasses, one glowing black and the other flashy and brown, and pours them both into a third glass. There is a burst of brown gas and a flash of light.*
Here ya go, mate. Hope that doesnt end up tasting like waterbed water.
Here ya go, mate. Hope that doesnt end up tasting like waterbed water.
*Dogh'd reaches behind the counter, grabs two glasses, one glowing black and the other flashy and brown, and pours them both into a third glass. There is a burst of brown gas and a flash of light.*
Here ya go, mate. Hope that doesnt end up tasting like waterbed water.
Here ya go, mate. Hope that doesnt end up tasting like waterbed water.
Geez Dogh'd...I sure like the way you pour a double. Hope ya pay the dishwasher better than minimum. Gimme a coupla those.
Whew, that's one helluva mix Dogh'd! I was so zonked, I completely forgot about my waterbed... By the time I came to, the thing was about to explode! It was about 4 feet high! I don't even want to think about how much it weighed! 
Anyways, I raced to the kitchen to switch around the waterflow just in time... Another 5 minutes and I wouldn't be hear to tell the story I don't think. I wonder what happens when a waterbed explodes... they must test those bags right? I'm surprised Lettermen hasn't tried making one explode yet (although I haven't been watching lately)
Anyways, I raced to the kitchen to switch around the waterflow just in time... Another 5 minutes and I wouldn't be hear to tell the story I don't think. I wonder what happens when a waterbed explodes... they must test those bags right? I'm surprised Lettermen hasn't tried making one explode yet (although I haven't been watching lately)
*Dogh'd returns, flushed*
We strive for originality. In such a big universe, we could have a new daily special every day for millenia. Though there was that time that we served the "Robust Mitochondrian" during a time fold for 8 days in a row. Course, it was all the same day, but it really caught on after that. There was a Skinner guy in here who was just fascinated.
We strive for originality. In such a big universe, we could have a new daily special every day for millenia. Though there was that time that we served the "Robust Mitochondrian" during a time fold for 8 days in a row. Course, it was all the same day, but it really caught on after that. There was a Skinner guy in here who was just fascinated.
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