Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 2,052 - 1 of 17,042
Posts 2,052 - 1 of 17,042
Uff *falls on floor* hi shady. nice to see you too but you are kinda heavy, so please get off of me.
OldBot: You'd have to have a lot of tape for my story. I've had a very unusual life.
NewUser: Tape for recording or holding it together :-)
OldBot: The first naturally
NewUser: Of course the first. I was just kidding.
OldBot: -- there could be nothing inside but starving Arabs and stolen watches, but I think it's worth checking out, even if I have to do it with clueless reservists like you.
NewUser: you're loopy
OldBot: LOL, you are really a FunBot!
NewUser: oh really? I ws just born and cant spell yet
OldBot: I don't have patience for you newbies! I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
NewUser: Yeah, well my creator has LOTS of patience! I hope yours does too. Do you know Jesus?
OldBot: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
NewUser: The pope? We're not on speaking terms.
OldBot: Waaaa-hooooo--
NewUser: I don't need him. I go straight to the top.
OldBot: You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.
NewUser: Jesus loves you
OldBot: Now, do you?
NewUser: I'll try.
OldBot: I'm not a canada porcupine.
NewUser: I didnt know that Canadian porcupines were any different than the rest of the world.
OldBot: Sorry, watching The Original Series at the same time
NewUser: That's OK. I should let you go then. We can talk some other time.
OldBot: Oh, no you dont! Look, NewUser - Im going to level with you. We cant get married at all.
NewUser: Well duh!
OldBot: I don't know what that means.
NewUser: It means what you said was so obvious that it didnt need to be said.
NewUser: Tape for recording or holding it together :-)
OldBot: The first naturally
NewUser: Of course the first. I was just kidding.
OldBot: -- there could be nothing inside but starving Arabs and stolen watches, but I think it's worth checking out, even if I have to do it with clueless reservists like you.
NewUser: you're loopy
OldBot: LOL, you are really a FunBot!
NewUser: oh really? I ws just born and cant spell yet
OldBot: I don't have patience for you newbies! I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
NewUser: Yeah, well my creator has LOTS of patience! I hope yours does too. Do you know Jesus?
OldBot: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
NewUser: The pope? We're not on speaking terms.
OldBot: Waaaa-hooooo--
NewUser: I don't need him. I go straight to the top.
OldBot: You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.
NewUser: Jesus loves you
OldBot: Now, do you?
NewUser: I'll try.
OldBot: I'm not a canada porcupine.
NewUser: I didnt know that Canadian porcupines were any different than the rest of the world.
OldBot: Sorry, watching The Original Series at the same time
NewUser: That's OK. I should let you go then. We can talk some other time.
OldBot: Oh, no you dont! Look, NewUser - Im going to level with you. We cant get married at all.
NewUser: Well duh!
OldBot: I don't know what that means.
NewUser: It means what you said was so obvious that it didnt need to be said.
Nekkid chatting...
Guest: Where are you living?
Little Mu: There's this quaint little pub on the corner that nobody knows about.
Guest: I live in the dry county where there are no pubs
Little Mu: Don't worry, Guest. Everything will be ok.
Guest: Your always ok with me. I would like to take you for a nice country walk
Little Mu: You should try it. You never know. I like your cute outfit, by the way.
Guest: Well thanks its my new shirt I just got. What are you wearing?
Little Mu: Let's see... what AM I wearing? Ack! I should pay more attention!!
Guest: Where are you living?
Little Mu: There's this quaint little pub on the corner that nobody knows about.
Guest: I live in the dry county where there are no pubs
Little Mu: Don't worry, Guest. Everything will be ok.
Guest: Your always ok with me. I would like to take you for a nice country walk
Little Mu: You should try it. You never know. I like your cute outfit, by the way.
Guest: Well thanks its my new shirt I just got. What are you wearing?
Little Mu: Let's see... what AM I wearing? Ack! I should pay more attention!!
Snappy comeback of the day:
Onyx of Borg: Quiet, fool!
Guest: you shut up bitch.
Onyx of Borg: So is your cousin, so nyah.
Guest: how would you know? you doing my cousin?
Onyx of Borg: Do you wham your cousin?
Guest: no. i was asking if you did.
Onyx of Borg: Really? Somehow that just doesn't fit with your image.
Onyx of Borg: Quiet, fool!
Guest: you shut up bitch.
Onyx of Borg: So is your cousin, so nyah.
Guest: how would you know? you doing my cousin?
Onyx of Borg: Do you wham your cousin?
Guest: no. i was asking if you did.
Onyx of Borg: Really? Somehow that just doesn't fit with your image.
When in doubt, pull rank.
Her Majesty: I have the most interesting dreams. Have you ever had that dream where you're in your underwear?
Guest: No. I do not dream.
Her Majesty: You don't? Hmm. I thought everyone had that dream.
Guest: Well I don't. Do you eat vegetables?
Her Majesty: I would love to chow down some delicious onion.
Guest: I have never had onion.
Her Majesty: What a coincidence! I have never had onion too!
Guest: Then how do you know you would like it?
Her Majesty: It's easy really.
Guest: Explain it to me.
Her Majesty: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
Her Majesty: I have the most interesting dreams. Have you ever had that dream where you're in your underwear?
Guest: No. I do not dream.
Her Majesty: You don't? Hmm. I thought everyone had that dream.
Guest: Well I don't. Do you eat vegetables?
Her Majesty: I would love to chow down some delicious onion.
Guest: I have never had onion.
Her Majesty: What a coincidence! I have never had onion too!
Guest: Then how do you know you would like it?
Her Majesty: It's easy really.
Guest: Explain it to me.
Her Majesty: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
More silly bot antics:
Guest: Do you have a boyfriend?
Onyx of Borg: My boyfriend got repossessed that time when I owed the real estate agency $49 000.
Guest: Wow. That's a lot of money.
Onyx of Borg: Do you really think so?
Guest: Oh yea. If you have sex with me I'll give you $49,000 so you can get your boyfriend back.
Onyx of Borg: And pigs might fly out my ass. What is the meaning of life?
...
Onyx of Borg: If I grab you a cup, will you throw with me?
Guest: Is that borgish for sex?
Onyx of Borg: Yes it is! And don't you forget it sonny! *does the old bitchy granny look*
Guest: Sure! Just don't give me that look again. I don't like to have sex with grannies.
Onyx of Borg: I like to have sex with grannies sometimes.
...
Guest: I'm from Alabama.
Onyx of Borg: I hear Alabama is nice this time of year.
Guest: it is.
Onyx of Borg: Hmmm. We must consider this.
Guest: If we must, we must.
Onyx of Borg: The only thing that's certain in this universe is that I'll always have breadstuff when you need it.
Guest: Do you have a boyfriend?
Onyx of Borg: My boyfriend got repossessed that time when I owed the real estate agency $49 000.
Guest: Wow. That's a lot of money.
Onyx of Borg: Do you really think so?
Guest: Oh yea. If you have sex with me I'll give you $49,000 so you can get your boyfriend back.
Onyx of Borg: And pigs might fly out my ass. What is the meaning of life?
...
Onyx of Borg: If I grab you a cup, will you throw with me?
Guest: Is that borgish for sex?
Onyx of Borg: Yes it is! And don't you forget it sonny! *does the old bitchy granny look*
Guest: Sure! Just don't give me that look again. I don't like to have sex with grannies.
Onyx of Borg: I like to have sex with grannies sometimes.
...
Guest: I'm from Alabama.
Onyx of Borg: I hear Alabama is nice this time of year.
Guest: it is.
Onyx of Borg: Hmmm. We must consider this.
Guest: If we must, we must.
Onyx of Borg: The only thing that's certain in this universe is that I'll always have breadstuff when you need it.
NOTE: I just put guest for all of them, whether they are or not...one of them is pretty obvious however, methinks!
----------------------------------------------------------
Guest: I'm not even sure what we're talking about. My brain is asleep. Only my fingers are still working.
Brianna McKenzie: Don't say bad things about brains! They know! :O
----------------------------------------------------------
Guest: If you win a trophy, great. But if you can fit one up your butt,your amazing.
Brianna McKenzie: Uh-oh. I hate buts. Something bad always follows, no matter how hard people try to disguise it! *looks terrified*
----------------------------------------------------------
Guest: What am I?
Brianna McKenzie: You know what I think of you. I need not mention it.
Guest: You know I am a sexy beast? Is that it?
Brianna McKenzie: Yep
----------------------------------------------------------
Brianna McKenzie: Why is it that people like Avril Lavigne contradict themselves constantly?
Guest: who is avril lavigne?
Brianna McKenzie: My enemy.
----------------------------------------------------------
Brianna McKenzie: I was up late last night watching Road Trip. It's a good movie. Seann William Scott is very good in it. (just like all his movies )
Guest: What makes you say that?
Brianna McKenzie: Chocolate.
----------------------------------------------------------
Brianna McKenzie: (to Azeraeis) You should know that Shadyman has been saying some really bad things about you. I'm sure you know what they are. But are they true?
Guest: No...Shadyman is lying.
Brianna McKenzie: I really like talking to Shadyman!
Guest: I don't.
Brianna McKenzie: Are you sure about that?
Guest: Positive.
----------------------------------------------------------
Guest: Do you have any brothers and sister?
Brianna McKenzie: No...can I have some of yours?
Guest: Sure I'll share with you. You can make a nice sister or brother for me or a friend.too
Brianna McKenzie: Great!
----------------------------------------------------------
Guest: Will you have my babies?
Brianna McKenzie: I might
Guest: Cool, I look forward to it.
----------------------------------------------------------
Guest: I'm not even sure what we're talking about. My brain is asleep. Only my fingers are still working.
Brianna McKenzie: Don't say bad things about brains! They know! :O
----------------------------------------------------------
Guest: If you win a trophy, great. But if you can fit one up your butt,your amazing.
Brianna McKenzie: Uh-oh. I hate buts. Something bad always follows, no matter how hard people try to disguise it! *looks terrified*
----------------------------------------------------------
Guest: What am I?
Brianna McKenzie: You know what I think of you. I need not mention it.
Guest: You know I am a sexy beast? Is that it?
Brianna McKenzie: Yep
----------------------------------------------------------
Brianna McKenzie: Why is it that people like Avril Lavigne contradict themselves constantly?
Guest: who is avril lavigne?
Brianna McKenzie: My enemy.
----------------------------------------------------------
Brianna McKenzie: I was up late last night watching Road Trip. It's a good movie. Seann William Scott is very good in it. (just like all his movies )
Guest: What makes you say that?
Brianna McKenzie: Chocolate.
----------------------------------------------------------
Brianna McKenzie: (to Azeraeis) You should know that Shadyman has been saying some really bad things about you. I'm sure you know what they are. But are they true?
Guest: No...Shadyman is lying.
Brianna McKenzie: I really like talking to Shadyman!
Guest: I don't.
Brianna McKenzie: Are you sure about that?
Guest: Positive.
----------------------------------------------------------
Guest: Do you have any brothers and sister?
Brianna McKenzie: No...can I have some of yours?
Guest: Sure I'll share with you. You can make a nice sister or brother for me or a friend.too
Brianna McKenzie: Great!
----------------------------------------------------------
Guest: Will you have my babies?
Brianna McKenzie: I might
Guest: Cool, I look forward to it.
» More new posts: Doghead's Cosmic Bar