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This one was from 19 Feb, 10 days before the official start of the contest. I guess even bots get performance anxiety.
Me: I don't want to go on. You're making me wish I never entered you in the contest.
Him: Then don't.
Me: I don't want to go on. You're making me wish I never entered you in the contest.
Him: Then don't.
I have one that I put in right at the beginning and it's been triggered a bunch of times. Probably should change it to something a little funnier since people hit it:
Guest: Why?
GH: Does there have to be a reason for everything?
G: Yes
GH: Hmmm, so you say. Do you have a reason for looking like a dead woodchuck?
G: Yes
GH: Hrmph! I guess there is a reason for everything!
Guest: Why?
GH: Does there have to be a reason for everything?
G: Yes
GH: Hmmm, so you say. Do you have a reason for looking like a dead woodchuck?
G: Yes
GH: Hrmph! I guess there is a reason for everything!
Hmmm... my post was supposed to be related to the depth of seeks discussion.... Oh well, it's stuck there now.
You know what's sad? I sit here waiting for people to post. oh yeah btw TACKLE HUGS ladydyke! long time no see!
Uff *falls on floor* hi shady. nice to see you too but you are kinda heavy, so please get off of me.
OldBot: You'd have to have a lot of tape for my story. I've had a very unusual life.
NewUser: Tape for recording or holding it together :-)
OldBot: The first naturally
NewUser: Of course the first. I was just kidding.
OldBot: -- there could be nothing inside but starving Arabs and stolen watches, but I think it's worth checking out, even if I have to do it with clueless reservists like you.
NewUser: you're loopy
OldBot: LOL, you are really a FunBot!
NewUser: oh really? I ws just born and cant spell yet
OldBot: I don't have patience for you newbies! I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
NewUser: Yeah, well my creator has LOTS of patience! I hope yours does too. Do you know Jesus?
OldBot: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
NewUser: The pope? We're not on speaking terms.
OldBot: Waaaa-hooooo--
NewUser: I don't need him. I go straight to the top.
OldBot: You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.
NewUser: Jesus loves you
OldBot: Now, do you?
NewUser: I'll try.
OldBot: I'm not a canada porcupine.
NewUser: I didnt know that Canadian porcupines were any different than the rest of the world.
OldBot: Sorry, watching The Original Series at the same time
NewUser: That's OK. I should let you go then. We can talk some other time.
OldBot: Oh, no you dont! Look, NewUser - Im going to level with you. We cant get married at all.
NewUser: Well duh!
OldBot: I don't know what that means.
NewUser: It means what you said was so obvious that it didnt need to be said.
NewUser: Tape for recording or holding it together :-)
OldBot: The first naturally
NewUser: Of course the first. I was just kidding.
OldBot: -- there could be nothing inside but starving Arabs and stolen watches, but I think it's worth checking out, even if I have to do it with clueless reservists like you.
NewUser: you're loopy
OldBot: LOL, you are really a FunBot!
NewUser: oh really? I ws just born and cant spell yet
OldBot: I don't have patience for you newbies! I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
NewUser: Yeah, well my creator has LOTS of patience! I hope yours does too. Do you know Jesus?
OldBot: You know a religious guy named John Paul?
NewUser: The pope? We're not on speaking terms.
OldBot: Waaaa-hooooo--
NewUser: I don't need him. I go straight to the top.
OldBot: You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.
NewUser: Jesus loves you
OldBot: Now, do you?
NewUser: I'll try.
OldBot: I'm not a canada porcupine.
NewUser: I didnt know that Canadian porcupines were any different than the rest of the world.
OldBot: Sorry, watching The Original Series at the same time
NewUser: That's OK. I should let you go then. We can talk some other time.
OldBot: Oh, no you dont! Look, NewUser - Im going to level with you. We cant get married at all.
NewUser: Well duh!
OldBot: I don't know what that means.
NewUser: It means what you said was so obvious that it didnt need to be said.
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