Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Well, he's still LadyDyke's. I was only borrowing him to have a bit of fun with (and to fry Monel's beard). You'll have to ask her yourself if you can have him, Shady.

*pulls out ruler* Yep. I feared it! That ray guy is fake! ( in background ) He's 3.6mm short! Oh, wait hold on, my head is tilted. heh.. heh... (crickets&coughing)

heh.. ehhhh...

geez.. (blush) Stop looking at me like that Shadyman! BD! Loveboat! Loveboat?

Sucked in botmaster!

shutup. all of you.. (cries like Monel)

I wonder if HTML works here: I don't think so..
<br>
<pre> La di dee..


</pre>
HELLO

Italics work but not bold..
<font size=3>HELLO!</font>

darn

<font size="7" color="#FF0000">Big red writing, or not</font>

Why am I talking to myself?

Wait, italics usually depicts internal monologue, so when you asked why your talking to yourself were you actually talking to yourself or thinking to yourself? And if you were thinking to yourself how is it we know what you were thinking and . . . oh no, I've gone cross-eyed.