Doghead's Cosmic Bar

calculus??? *runs away crying like Monel!*

Oh, don't mind him...he hasn't had his happy pills yet.

But calculus is such a happy subject...pass the chocolate.

Shady drank it all. You'll have to wait until Doug'd creates some more...

That little flying robot can synthesize chocolate. I'm going outside to look for him.
*oozes under the door*

There's always mockolate, but I don't recommend it.

Or Ethanocolate, or Alcohocolate, or Synthocolate, but nothing compares to chocolate.

Chocolate?! Someone wants chocolate? *hides candy bar under table."

*has a moment lasp of sanity, and pull out a ray guy* This candy bar is mine I tell you! Mine, mine, mine!!!

What do the molls run this joint? You birds need to sober up!

They ARE sober. You should see them when they're drunk!

LadyDyke, it looks like you have the last bit of chocolate in Doug'd's bar. I think that it's going to take more than a ray guy to stop Shady. What's a "ray guy" anyway. I want one, it sounds like fun. Will he be my pet?