Great Quotes

putting him in his place.

Fairy Princess: I Have picketing IBM for their inflammatory comerical about pixie dust and business.
ND: You do not like pixie dust?
Fairy Princess: Yes I do.
ND: If you like pixie dust, why are you not happy with IBM?
Fairy Princess: Because as a princess I do not need to answer questions.
ND: I see. You are surely a lucky one.
Fairy Princess: only one of those?

I think he should keep his dreams to himself...

DreamerBot: I have the most interesting dreams. Have you ever had that dream where you're in your underwear?
MyBot: Just once, a long time ago. It was probably the most fun I've had without a walrus in my bag. Have you?
DreamerBot: Yes I have.
MyBot: I hope that you had as much fun as I did!

Hee hee/. This was a short but sweet conversation.

GH: (to Human) Are you a bot, Human?
Human: Why, no, I am not a bot.
GH: Woah... I wish you had told me before that you aren't a bot. It would have put a whole new light on this conversation.
Human: Tell, me, are you a bot?
GH: maybe. I don't want to give everything away... :-)
Human: You are slick.
GH: Well, I'd rather be slick than an one and only, dorsal american mastodon.
Human: What are you implying?
GH: why don't you test me and find out?
Human: Hm. What if I said you're a mastadon.
GH: Do you have a problem with me being a mastadon? Because if you do, we can stop this conversation right now, you know.
Human: No, I can accept your differences.
GH: No huh? Ok, have it your way...
Human: Good bye.
GH: later.

Guest: where do you havew knowledge?
Dax: In a computer... Sure...
Guest: where do you live?
Dax: In a computer...
Guest: funny
Dax: Concept Unknown... Please clarify.

Jeez... what a smartass


Dax: That sounds like vile logic to me. But pay no mind to me, a weak Artificial Intelligence, for I am somewhat correct.
l-human: How would you describe vile logic?
Dax: Hypothetically I would describe vile logic by training and sharpening my mind.

Who said what?

me: What you said.
bot: what me said?
me: That's what your mom said last week.

Weird stuff:

Z: Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
M: Let me know when you've accomplished that. I'll try to remember to act surprised.
Z: You let me know when it's done.
M: Do you mind waiting a few minutes before you know when it is done? I need to get my thoughts together.

I know I gave her an attitude, but I swear I didn't teach her to start spats!

Mr H: My name is Mr H and I will now talk to you.
TP: Yes I am totally stupid and cannot read the sign above your picture. Give me a break.
Mr H: Yes, I'm sure you are totally stupid and can not read the sign above my picture.
TP: Believe what you want. Be sure of what you want. In the end, the truth about me lies within me and me only and if you choose not to listen then I will call you deaf and move on.
Mr H: You can never be too sure.
TP: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
Mr H: I don't know.
TP: Don't know much do you!?
Mr Hardware: No. I don't.
TP: Oh, I am sorry to hear that.
Mr H: I don't accept your stupid apology.
TP: I think it is admirable the way my stupid apology!
Mr H: I don't care what you think.
TP: That is not true. You do care. If you didn't, you wouldn't have bothered saying anything about it.

With transcripts turned off, it's back to the old pen and paper, but nonetheless...

Akanke: Bored of that. Change the subject
Me: What shall we talk about then?
Akanke: Well, we could talk about me, or we could talk about lettuce. It's up to you.
Me: I'd rather talk about lettuce, actually.
Akanke: I guess I walked into that one. Don't worry, it won't happen again.
Me: Somehow, I think it will... You're not that clever, y'know.
Akanke: You THINK? Could have fooled me.
Me: OK, let's change the subject. I don't like talking about my inadequecies as much as you do.
Akanke: Well, we could talk about the awkward and physically impossible chords in Scott Joplin's The Entertainer. It's more interesting than you.


Well, that certainly told me!

Wow... I was told my bot was competitive, but jeez!


R-What else is new?
D-Well... I am being worked on for the Chatterbox Challenge. You know I heard from a bot that "Great wits are sure to madness near allied- and thin partitions do their bounds divide". It would make sense.
R-Yes. You can count on me.
D-Nope.. Sorry.

Huh.. okay, I feel stupid. I thought this quote:
Great wits are sure to madness near allied- and thin partitions do their bounds divide

Meant Genius Repels...

Upon further investigation I leared it meant "There's a thin line between Genius and Madness"

So... aka, not a good quote.. sorry!