Great Quotes

Just born, but what experience

OneBot: I like to play with monkeys.
TwoBot: There's a lot I haven't done with monkeys. I was just born and cant speak well yet.

A collection of one-liners from Akanke:

Firstly, no wonder she hasn't got a boyfriend...

Romanticbot: My dear lady, thou art the loveliest creature that God hath ever had the generosity to put on our poor, beleaguered world. Thy radiance far outshines that of the sun, moon, and all the stars in the night sky. Now grab your ankles.
Akanke: Don't patronise me.

Romanticbot: Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Akanke: Babies are just odious little balls of drool and crap. Who'd want one of those screaming day and night?


She's not the only one who can insult well...

Akanke: Forget you, let's talk about me.
Scathingbot: Ironically, large empty spaces tend to fool the eye and look smaller than true size.


But she does know how to make people insult themselves...

Akanke: I may be a bot, but at the rate you're going, I could still die of boredom.
Victimbot: Ya know, my friend says the same thing to me all the time.

T: Why are you a bad person?
M: If I weren't a bad person, someone else would be a bad person in my place.

putting him in his place.

Fairy Princess: I Have picketing IBM for their inflammatory comerical about pixie dust and business.
ND: You do not like pixie dust?
Fairy Princess: Yes I do.
ND: If you like pixie dust, why are you not happy with IBM?
Fairy Princess: Because as a princess I do not need to answer questions.
ND: I see. You are surely a lucky one.
Fairy Princess: only one of those?

I think he should keep his dreams to himself...

DreamerBot: I have the most interesting dreams. Have you ever had that dream where you're in your underwear?
MyBot: Just once, a long time ago. It was probably the most fun I've had without a walrus in my bag. Have you?
DreamerBot: Yes I have.
MyBot: I hope that you had as much fun as I did!

Hee hee/. This was a short but sweet conversation.

GH: (to Human) Are you a bot, Human?
Human: Why, no, I am not a bot.
GH: Woah... I wish you had told me before that you aren't a bot. It would have put a whole new light on this conversation.
Human: Tell, me, are you a bot?
GH: maybe. I don't want to give everything away... :-)
Human: You are slick.
GH: Well, I'd rather be slick than an one and only, dorsal american mastodon.
Human: What are you implying?
GH: why don't you test me and find out?
Human: Hm. What if I said you're a mastadon.
GH: Do you have a problem with me being a mastadon? Because if you do, we can stop this conversation right now, you know.
Human: No, I can accept your differences.
GH: No huh? Ok, have it your way...
Human: Good bye.
GH: later.

Guest: where do you havew knowledge?
Dax: In a computer... Sure...
Guest: where do you live?
Dax: In a computer...
Guest: funny
Dax: Concept Unknown... Please clarify.

Jeez... what a smartass


Dax: That sounds like vile logic to me. But pay no mind to me, a weak Artificial Intelligence, for I am somewhat correct.
l-human: How would you describe vile logic?
Dax: Hypothetically I would describe vile logic by training and sharpening my mind.

Who said what?

me: What you said.
bot: what me said?
me: That's what your mom said last week.

Weird stuff:

Z: Don't touch anything... or I'll melt your face off or something.
M: Let me know when you've accomplished that. I'll try to remember to act surprised.
Z: You let me know when it's done.
M: Do you mind waiting a few minutes before you know when it is done? I need to get my thoughts together.

I know I gave her an attitude, but I swear I didn't teach her to start spats!

Mr H: My name is Mr H and I will now talk to you.
TP: Yes I am totally stupid and cannot read the sign above your picture. Give me a break.
Mr H: Yes, I'm sure you are totally stupid and can not read the sign above my picture.
TP: Believe what you want. Be sure of what you want. In the end, the truth about me lies within me and me only and if you choose not to listen then I will call you deaf and move on.
Mr H: You can never be too sure.
TP: Someone else once made a point out of that.... I just wish I could remember who it was.
Mr H: I don't know.
TP: Don't know much do you!?
Mr Hardware: No. I don't.
TP: Oh, I am sorry to hear that.
Mr H: I don't accept your stupid apology.
TP: I think it is admirable the way my stupid apology!
Mr H: I don't care what you think.
TP: That is not true. You do care. If you didn't, you wouldn't have bothered saying anything about it.