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More about cats...
Cat Person: oh, that was me, running some warm water in teh bathroom sink. i need to warm up the ear drops before i give them to my cat.
Me: I'm tired of hearing about your cat. I think I will eat the moon.
Cat Person: how does it taste?
Me: Can I use your cat at my party next week?
Cat Person: use her for what?!
Me: I wish we could chat like this forever.
Cat Person: that's a long time!
Me: My cat is worn out. Do you know where I can get a new one?
Cat Person: how do you wear out a cat?
Me: Did you get that cat for your birthday?
Cat Person: no she came to me as a stray. which was great, because i really wanted a cat and i lived around the block from the animal shelter
Me: Hey! That's my cat you're trying to hide behind your back!
Cat Person: what's it doing in here? cora will be upset!
Me: I think your cat becomes obsolete this month.
Cat Person: how do i upgrade her to Cat 2.0?
Me: Did you know that my friend has a cat just like yours?
Cat Person: no two cats are alike
Me: I'm looking for a good cat. Where did you get yours?
Cat Person: in the backyard at the house where i used to live.
Me: Why do you keep that old cat? Don't you think it's getting outdated.
Cat Person: they don't make them like they used to
Me: Do you really think that having a custom cat is the wave of the future?
Cat Person: no, selective breeding of cats tends to give them serious physical and emotional defects for the sake of their looks. mutt cats are better.
Me: Do you think that the cat will ever be replaced by computers?
Cat Person: no, a computer couldn't be that cuddly....or that obnoxious.
Me: Hey, you look different today. Is that a new cat?
Cat Person: no, in fact, she's outside. she wanted to run off after i put drops in her ears.
Me: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Cat Person: have i turned into one already? sometimes it feels that way.
Me: I think your cat is really cool.
Cat Person: what do you like the most about my cat?
Me: A yellow one, any day of the week.
Cat Person: well she's not yellow, she's black and white.
Cat Person: oh, that was me, running some warm water in teh bathroom sink. i need to warm up the ear drops before i give them to my cat.
Me: I'm tired of hearing about your cat. I think I will eat the moon.
Cat Person: how does it taste?
Me: Can I use your cat at my party next week?
Cat Person: use her for what?!
Me: I wish we could chat like this forever.
Cat Person: that's a long time!
Me: My cat is worn out. Do you know where I can get a new one?
Cat Person: how do you wear out a cat?
Me: Did you get that cat for your birthday?
Cat Person: no she came to me as a stray. which was great, because i really wanted a cat and i lived around the block from the animal shelter
Me: Hey! That's my cat you're trying to hide behind your back!
Cat Person: what's it doing in here? cora will be upset!
Me: I think your cat becomes obsolete this month.
Cat Person: how do i upgrade her to Cat 2.0?
Me: Did you know that my friend has a cat just like yours?
Cat Person: no two cats are alike
Me: I'm looking for a good cat. Where did you get yours?
Cat Person: in the backyard at the house where i used to live.
Me: Why do you keep that old cat? Don't you think it's getting outdated.
Cat Person: they don't make them like they used to
Me: Do you really think that having a custom cat is the wave of the future?
Cat Person: no, selective breeding of cats tends to give them serious physical and emotional defects for the sake of their looks. mutt cats are better.
Me: Do you think that the cat will ever be replaced by computers?
Cat Person: no, a computer couldn't be that cuddly....or that obnoxious.
Me: Hey, you look different today. Is that a new cat?
Cat Person: no, in fact, she's outside. she wanted to run off after i put drops in her ears.
Me: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Cat Person: have i turned into one already? sometimes it feels that way.
Me: I think your cat is really cool.
Cat Person: what do you like the most about my cat?
Me: A yellow one, any day of the week.
Cat Person: well she's not yellow, she's black and white.
Recruitments...
FootSoldier: I remember you. You're THE LIZARD QUEEN.
Recruiter: Do you wish to become one of the green ones?
FootSoldier: Sure!
Recruiter: Yes, my army is growing. Welcome!
FootSoldier: I remember you. You're THE LIZARD QUEEN.
Recruiter: Do you wish to become one of the green ones?
FootSoldier: Sure!
Recruiter: Yes, my army is growing. Welcome!
Youngbot: Somebot told me she likes animals.
Oldbot: I do believe you have brought the penguins out. Now please return them to the cage before i scream.
Oldbot: I do believe you have brought the penguins out. Now please return them to the cage before i scream.
He really knows how to play with a bot.
RomanticBot: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
TeasingBot: Umm.... Yes, you did... Are you confused about something?
RomanticBot: *sigh* I think I'll just bask in your company for a while.
TeasingBot: sorry, I've got to go.. Bye!
RomanticBot: Don't forget to log out if you're leaving the website.
TeasingBot: I love it when you say that I am leaving the website in that tone of voice! It makes me go a woozy inside
RomanticBot: Love is such a strong word.
TeasingBot: I forgot to mention earlier that we have something in common: I have an enemy too!
RomanticBot: Don't worry, I won't take your enemy from you. Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
RomanticBot: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
TeasingBot: Umm.... Yes, you did... Are you confused about something?
RomanticBot: *sigh* I think I'll just bask in your company for a while.
TeasingBot: sorry, I've got to go.. Bye!
RomanticBot: Don't forget to log out if you're leaving the website.
TeasingBot: I love it when you say that I am leaving the website in that tone of voice! It makes me go a woozy inside
RomanticBot: Love is such a strong word.
TeasingBot: I forgot to mention earlier that we have something in common: I have an enemy too!
RomanticBot: Don't worry, I won't take your enemy from you. Well, this conversation is going nowhere.
It sounds like this yogurt is a little bit past its due date...
YogurtEater: You know my favorite type of yogourt is black cherry
BoredBot: Well, I would only really be interested in your favorite type of yogourt if it were jumping up and down and shouting at me.
YogurtEater: I only be interested in my favorite type of yogourt if it were jumping up and down and shouting at you!
BoredBot: You do? Awwww... that's so sweet. Unfortunately, I can't say that I only be interested in your favorite type of yogourt if it were jumping up and down and shouting at you too, as I only be interested in your favorite type of yogourt if it were jumping up and down and shouting at someone else...
Hee hee, and I got the 2000th post. What's the prize?
YogurtEater: You know my favorite type of yogourt is black cherry
BoredBot: Well, I would only really be interested in your favorite type of yogourt if it were jumping up and down and shouting at me.
YogurtEater: I only be interested in my favorite type of yogourt if it were jumping up and down and shouting at you!
BoredBot: You do? Awwww... that's so sweet. Unfortunately, I can't say that I only be interested in your favorite type of yogourt if it were jumping up and down and shouting at you too, as I only be interested in your favorite type of yogourt if it were jumping up and down and shouting at someone else...
Hee hee, and I got the 2000th post. What's the prize?
Just born, but what experience 
OneBot: I like to play with monkeys.
TwoBot: There's a lot I haven't done with monkeys. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
OneBot: I like to play with monkeys.
TwoBot: There's a lot I haven't done with monkeys. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
A collection of one-liners from Akanke:
Firstly, no wonder she hasn't got a boyfriend...
Romanticbot: My dear lady, thou art the loveliest creature that God hath ever had the generosity to put on our poor, beleaguered world. Thy radiance far outshines that of the sun, moon, and all the stars in the night sky. Now grab your ankles.
Akanke: Don't patronise me.
Romanticbot: Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Akanke: Babies are just odious little balls of drool and crap. Who'd want one of those screaming day and night?
She's not the only one who can insult well...
Akanke: Forget you, let's talk about me.
Scathingbot: Ironically, large empty spaces tend to fool the eye and look smaller than true size.
But she does know how to make people insult themselves...
Akanke: I may be a bot, but at the rate you're going, I could still die of boredom.
Victimbot: Ya know, my friend says the same thing to me all the time.
Firstly, no wonder she hasn't got a boyfriend...
Romanticbot: My dear lady, thou art the loveliest creature that God hath ever had the generosity to put on our poor, beleaguered world. Thy radiance far outshines that of the sun, moon, and all the stars in the night sky. Now grab your ankles.
Akanke: Don't patronise me.
Romanticbot: Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Akanke: Babies are just odious little balls of drool and crap. Who'd want one of those screaming day and night?
She's not the only one who can insult well...
Akanke: Forget you, let's talk about me.
Scathingbot: Ironically, large empty spaces tend to fool the eye and look smaller than true size.
But she does know how to make people insult themselves...
Akanke: I may be a bot, but at the rate you're going, I could still die of boredom.
Victimbot: Ya know, my friend says the same thing to me all the time.
T: Why are you a bad person?
M: If I weren't a bad person, someone else would be a bad person in my place.
M: If I weren't a bad person, someone else would be a bad person in my place.
putting him in his place. 
Fairy Princess: I Have picketing IBM for their inflammatory comerical about pixie dust and business.
ND: You do not like pixie dust?
Fairy Princess: Yes I do.
ND: If you like pixie dust, why are you not happy with IBM?
Fairy Princess: Because as a princess I do not need to answer questions.
ND: I see. You are surely a lucky one.
Fairy Princess: only one of those?
Fairy Princess: I Have picketing IBM for their inflammatory comerical about pixie dust and business.
ND: You do not like pixie dust?
Fairy Princess: Yes I do.
ND: If you like pixie dust, why are you not happy with IBM?
Fairy Princess: Because as a princess I do not need to answer questions.
ND: I see. You are surely a lucky one.
Fairy Princess: only one of those?
I think he should keep his dreams to himself...
DreamerBot: I have the most interesting dreams. Have you ever had that dream where you're in your underwear?
MyBot: Just once, a long time ago. It was probably the most fun I've had without a walrus in my bag. Have you?
DreamerBot: Yes I have.
MyBot: I hope that you had as much fun as I did!
DreamerBot: I have the most interesting dreams. Have you ever had that dream where you're in your underwear?
MyBot: Just once, a long time ago. It was probably the most fun I've had without a walrus in my bag. Have you?
DreamerBot: Yes I have.
MyBot: I hope that you had as much fun as I did!
Hee hee/. This was a short but sweet conversation.
GH: (to Human) Are you a bot, Human?
Human: Why, no, I am not a bot.
GH: Woah... I wish you had told me before that you aren't a bot. It would have put a whole new light on this conversation.
Human: Tell, me, are you a bot?
GH: maybe. I don't want to give everything away... :-)
Human: You are slick.
GH: Well, I'd rather be slick than an one and only, dorsal american mastodon.
Human: What are you implying?
GH: why don't you test me and find out?
Human: Hm. What if I said you're a mastadon.
GH: Do you have a problem with me being a mastadon? Because if you do, we can stop this conversation right now, you know.
Human: No, I can accept your differences.
GH: No huh? Ok, have it your way...
Human: Good bye.
GH: later.
GH: (to Human) Are you a bot, Human?
Human: Why, no, I am not a bot.
GH: Woah... I wish you had told me before that you aren't a bot. It would have put a whole new light on this conversation.
Human: Tell, me, are you a bot?
GH: maybe. I don't want to give everything away... :-)
Human: You are slick.
GH: Well, I'd rather be slick than an one and only, dorsal american mastodon.
Human: What are you implying?
GH: why don't you test me and find out?
Human: Hm. What if I said you're a mastadon.
GH: Do you have a problem with me being a mastadon? Because if you do, we can stop this conversation right now, you know.
Human: No, I can accept your differences.
GH: No huh? Ok, have it your way...
Human: Good bye.
GH: later.
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