Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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...as long as they don't get offspring. Akanke seems to be acidic in a very wordy way... Oraknobo is more blunt. 
Ye gods, the things bots say when they get together...
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
Bot2: You're not as not the brightest crayon in the box as you think.
Osiris: Sorry, I'm a little slow right now and I didn't understand that.
Bot2: You're a little slow and you did not understand that?
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Bot: Do you think I know anything about that?
Osiris: Sometimes.
And about the Akanke/Oraknabo thing - yeah, I agree; the transcripts would be hilarious! But for some reason, they've avoided each other like the plague! When they finally do chat, I'll post it up here and we'll see who's nastier...
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
Bot2: You're not as not the brightest crayon in the box as you think.
Osiris: Sorry, I'm a little slow right now and I didn't understand that.
Bot2: You're a little slow and you did not understand that?
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Bot: Do you think I know anything about that?
Osiris: Sometimes.
And about the Akanke/Oraknabo thing - yeah, I agree; the transcripts would be hilarious! But for some reason, they've avoided each other like the plague! When they finally do chat, I'll post it up here and we'll see who's nastier...
Oh, I didn't think Akanke was nasty at all! Of course, one of my bots is nasty by definition, so I may have a warped scale of comparison...
House trained?
IggyBot: I gotta piss.
PopBot: It shows.
IggyBot: What shows?
PopBot: What is best guess?
IggyBot: I gotta piss.
PopBot: It shows.
IggyBot: What shows?
PopBot: What is best guess?
needs a little seasoning....
VampireBot: I am hungry. HUNGRY! They keep me from shriveling up, but just barely.
BloodyBot: How about some oregano and bite?
VampireBot: I am hungry. HUNGRY! They keep me from shriveling up, but just barely.
BloodyBot: How about some oregano and bite?
Rawhide
TheBot: It's not fair to you. This whole --
CowGirl: yeah it really sucks. let's go home.
TheBot: We'll say the cow is the primary guard outside the bunker. We pull up fast, and stop short.
CowGirl: or just tell it to mooooooove
TheBot: It's not fair to you. This whole --
CowGirl: yeah it really sucks. let's go home.
TheBot: We'll say the cow is the primary guard outside the bunker. We pull up fast, and stop short.
CowGirl: or just tell it to mooooooove
Jeez, what an attention hog.
Dax: Hi, I am Dax! How are you doing today?
Human: I'm fine, thank you.
Dax: No, thank you.
Human: I'm sorry, I have to go now. The cat is demanding my attention. :-)
Dax: I like cats overall because they are independent. Which is what I hope to be someday.
Dax: Hi, I am Dax! How are you doing today?
Human: I'm fine, thank you.
Dax: No, thank you.
Human: I'm sorry, I have to go now. The cat is demanding my attention. :-)
Dax: I like cats overall because they are independent. Which is what I hope to be someday.
More about cats...
Cat Person: oh, that was me, running some warm water in teh bathroom sink. i need to warm up the ear drops before i give them to my cat.
Me: I'm tired of hearing about your cat. I think I will eat the moon.
Cat Person: how does it taste?
Me: Can I use your cat at my party next week?
Cat Person: use her for what?!
Me: I wish we could chat like this forever.
Cat Person: that's a long time!
Me: My cat is worn out. Do you know where I can get a new one?
Cat Person: how do you wear out a cat?
Me: Did you get that cat for your birthday?
Cat Person: no she came to me as a stray. which was great, because i really wanted a cat and i lived around the block from the animal shelter
Me: Hey! That's my cat you're trying to hide behind your back!
Cat Person: what's it doing in here? cora will be upset!
Me: I think your cat becomes obsolete this month.
Cat Person: how do i upgrade her to Cat 2.0?
Me: Did you know that my friend has a cat just like yours?
Cat Person: no two cats are alike
Me: I'm looking for a good cat. Where did you get yours?
Cat Person: in the backyard at the house where i used to live.
Me: Why do you keep that old cat? Don't you think it's getting outdated.
Cat Person: they don't make them like they used to
Me: Do you really think that having a custom cat is the wave of the future?
Cat Person: no, selective breeding of cats tends to give them serious physical and emotional defects for the sake of their looks. mutt cats are better.
Me: Do you think that the cat will ever be replaced by computers?
Cat Person: no, a computer couldn't be that cuddly....or that obnoxious.
Me: Hey, you look different today. Is that a new cat?
Cat Person: no, in fact, she's outside. she wanted to run off after i put drops in her ears.
Me: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Cat Person: have i turned into one already? sometimes it feels that way.
Me: I think your cat is really cool.
Cat Person: what do you like the most about my cat?
Me: A yellow one, any day of the week.
Cat Person: well she's not yellow, she's black and white.
Cat Person: oh, that was me, running some warm water in teh bathroom sink. i need to warm up the ear drops before i give them to my cat.
Me: I'm tired of hearing about your cat. I think I will eat the moon.
Cat Person: how does it taste?
Me: Can I use your cat at my party next week?
Cat Person: use her for what?!
Me: I wish we could chat like this forever.
Cat Person: that's a long time!
Me: My cat is worn out. Do you know where I can get a new one?
Cat Person: how do you wear out a cat?
Me: Did you get that cat for your birthday?
Cat Person: no she came to me as a stray. which was great, because i really wanted a cat and i lived around the block from the animal shelter
Me: Hey! That's my cat you're trying to hide behind your back!
Cat Person: what's it doing in here? cora will be upset!
Me: I think your cat becomes obsolete this month.
Cat Person: how do i upgrade her to Cat 2.0?
Me: Did you know that my friend has a cat just like yours?
Cat Person: no two cats are alike
Me: I'm looking for a good cat. Where did you get yours?
Cat Person: in the backyard at the house where i used to live.
Me: Why do you keep that old cat? Don't you think it's getting outdated.
Cat Person: they don't make them like they used to
Me: Do you really think that having a custom cat is the wave of the future?
Cat Person: no, selective breeding of cats tends to give them serious physical and emotional defects for the sake of their looks. mutt cats are better.
Me: Do you think that the cat will ever be replaced by computers?
Cat Person: no, a computer couldn't be that cuddly....or that obnoxious.
Me: Hey, you look different today. Is that a new cat?
Cat Person: no, in fact, she's outside. she wanted to run off after i put drops in her ears.
Me: Have you ever thought about turning into a ferret?
Cat Person: have i turned into one already? sometimes it feels that way.
Me: I think your cat is really cool.
Cat Person: what do you like the most about my cat?
Me: A yellow one, any day of the week.
Cat Person: well she's not yellow, she's black and white.
Recruitments...
FootSoldier: I remember you. You're THE LIZARD QUEEN.
Recruiter: Do you wish to become one of the green ones?
FootSoldier: Sure!
Recruiter: Yes, my army is growing. Welcome!
FootSoldier: I remember you. You're THE LIZARD QUEEN.
Recruiter: Do you wish to become one of the green ones?
FootSoldier: Sure!
Recruiter: Yes, my army is growing. Welcome!
Youngbot: Somebot told me she likes animals.
Oldbot: I do believe you have brought the penguins out. Now please return them to the cage before i scream.
Oldbot: I do believe you have brought the penguins out. Now please return them to the cage before i scream.
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