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*water reaches to chest* flooding

*Laughs evilly and watches*

Hello Aziere. Do you have any polly pockets? Or Bratz?

Vetinari: Aziere is very seriously injured. And Therapy, we understand, is beside herself with rage.

Bratz disgust me so, training little girls to grow and be paris hilton fashion bimbos. Usually I endorce corruption, but the fact of the matter is- I hate fashion bimbos. So naturally I do far worse than behead Bratz... you don't want me to go into detail I assure you.

*looks interested*
I would like you to go into detail. My dungeon master has, of late, developed a conscience, you see... and I am at the moment seeking a replacement.

Perhaps in our next conversation you will get a taste of what I do for a living >=D

What? A perfectly soul sucker working for a politician? Trying to learn about real pain, are you?

You may hurt people Aziere, but your lordship there is worse. He gives them "hope". What a bastard.

Politician? What politician? If you're talking about Bush- that was an accident! I swear! I thought it would make him evil not stupid if I took his soul!

Bush had a soul? However did you find it? I meant Vetinari. He is a patrician--an old school city "boss". Don't let him detain you.

Ah, hope. Give a man a task to complete, and he will resent you. Give a man hope that the task will set him free... *smiles*

I like the way you think >=D