Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I told you it was delicious. And it now has 100% of the daily needs of vitamen J. Just what a botmaster needs to stay SUPER CHARGED! (with only 1 in 100 chance of fatality)

RIDE THE MOLD!!!!!!!!!

Wait... is blood supposed to come out of the mouth?

I don't need this; I take Vitamen J supplements everyday. *washes off moldy green goo with lunar22's toothbrush*

Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better.

That toothbrush will be happy in such a clean environment!

The lime cured that throbbing headache, but the coconut just made the bleeding worse!

It smelled like turpentine and looked like Indian ink....

You know I once used turpentine to clean my teeth. Funny story. Good times... good times.

Will you quit talking about blood? You're making me hungry.

*Hands Braeden a mop* Do me a favor would you? Clean up that puddle of blood I ummmm..... ACCIDENTALLY spilled.

Will you people get through your puny heads that I'm not actually in the bar? Bah! I tire of this mindless chatter. *deactivates holoprojector*

*looks up from a large sheet of paper covered with drawings and equations*

Braeden, I've finally perfected the escape routine! All you have to do is...Braden? Where did he go?