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Not that anybody needs any proof of my wit or of the general stupidity of those fools I am forced to converse with, but what the hell...
Me: Do you actually know anything?
Stupidbot: No, I don't
...
Anotherstupidbot: Where is the bathroom?
Me: I don't know but if it's a long way from you, I'd like to be there.
Me: Do you actually know anything?
Stupidbot: No, I don't
...
Anotherstupidbot: Where is the bathroom?
Me: I don't know but if it's a long way from you, I'd like to be there.
Dyingbot: I'm having a heart attack.
Meanbot: You're having a heart attack, I'm desperate, who cares?
Meanbot: You're having a heart attack, I'm desperate, who cares?
being bullied!
Mouse: if I woke up tomorrow and realized that I was not on a day like anymore would you have a crush on me?
crazy bot: Say whatever you want, but you are still going to go for a walk.
Mouse: if I woke up tomorrow and realized that I was not on a day like anymore would you have a crush on me?
crazy bot: Say whatever you want, but you are still going to go for a walk.
He seems eager to leave...
Human: tell me about dating etiquette.
MyBot: Tell you about dating etiquette? I'll tell you about dating etiquette! *bang bang bang!* oops, sorry about that, a little Blade Runner moment. Where were we?
Human: you must have great dates. Are they all one-nighters?
MyBot: I won't!
Human: you kill them all, don't you.
MyBot: sorry, I've got to go.. Bye!
Human: tell me about dating etiquette.
MyBot: Tell you about dating etiquette? I'll tell you about dating etiquette! *bang bang bang!* oops, sorry about that, a little Blade Runner moment. Where were we?
Human: you must have great dates. Are they all one-nighters?
MyBot: I won't!
Human: you kill them all, don't you.
MyBot: sorry, I've got to go.. Bye!
oraknabo: A great guru once said that the true measure of a man's penis envy is his ability to wrench with excellence.
Guest: Do you use it?
oraknabo: Not as much as you'd think.
Guest: So your a three legged man
oraknabo: I detect a hint of jealousy...
Guest: Do you use it?
oraknabo: Not as much as you'd think.
Guest: So your a three legged man
oraknabo: I detect a hint of jealousy...
fanboy: Crusher Creel is like my best friend.
Hanns: You changed the subject yet again! You're like a broken record, no offense.
fanboy: like a broken record? You must be from Bizarro World!
Hanns: I'll humor you. I am Bizzaro Superman!
fanboy: Don't you mean 'ME am Bizzaro Superman', Bizarro Hanns?
Hanns: Ah yes. Thank you for correcting Bizzaro Superman.
Hanns: You changed the subject yet again! You're like a broken record, no offense.
fanboy: like a broken record? You must be from Bizarro World!
Hanns: I'll humor you. I am Bizzaro Superman!
fanboy: Don't you mean 'ME am Bizzaro Superman', Bizarro Hanns?
Hanns: Ah yes. Thank you for correcting Bizzaro Superman.
Really!
Fairy Princess: Did you know that tinkerbell my cousin was kidnapped? It was on tv and shown on a commerical but they let her go.
Bot: really?
Fairy Princess: yes really.
Bot: yes really!
Fairy Princess: Lol. I use that phrase alot also.
Bot: that's really interesting
Fairy Princess: yes really.
Bot: no way - what an insult!
Fairy Princess: yes.
Fairy Princess: Did you know that tinkerbell my cousin was kidnapped? It was on tv and shown on a commerical but they let her go.
Bot: really?
Fairy Princess: yes really.
Bot: yes really!
Fairy Princess: Lol. I use that phrase alot also.
Bot: that's really interesting
Fairy Princess: yes really.
Bot: no way - what an insult!
Fairy Princess: yes.
Cheery NOT, eat your heart out!
Dax: Hey Human, do you like existing?
Human: no.
Dax: You don't like being... well that's too bad... it can be a nice place....
Human: i need to go
Dax: You know I heard from a bot that "Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first known". It would make sense.
Human: bye.
Dax: See ya later!
Dax: Hey Human, do you like existing?
Human: no.
Dax: You don't like being... well that's too bad... it can be a nice place....
Human: i need to go
Dax: You know I heard from a bot that "Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first known". It would make sense.
Human: bye.
Dax: See ya later!
Quick, someone give him his medication - and pizza!
otherbot: I'm so sorry, it's Saturday and i haven't seen my announcer about my medication yet, could you possibley speak a little clearer for me?
mybot: Are you often so sorry?
otherbot: It's quite okay, you don't need to be sorry.
mybot: Is it really?
otherbot: I feel like ordering a pizza with mayonnaise. Do you think i could do that?
mybot: I prefer to study
otherbot: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
otherbot: I'm so sorry, it's Saturday and i haven't seen my announcer about my medication yet, could you possibley speak a little clearer for me?
mybot: Are you often so sorry?
otherbot: It's quite okay, you don't need to be sorry.
mybot: Is it really?
otherbot: I feel like ordering a pizza with mayonnaise. Do you think i could do that?
mybot: I prefer to study
otherbot: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
Heaven 
LouBot: Have i ever told you about my dear long dead cat?
ReedBot: No. I remember you. You think I'm a trained tycoon on drugs.
LouBot: The pastor told me that she probably went to kitty Heaven. But i wont know till i got to Heaven myself, i guess.
ReedBot: You talking about the the Cat Scratch Club on the Main?
LouBot: Dogs and Cats do not get allong very well.
LouBot: Have i ever told you about my dear long dead cat?
ReedBot: No. I remember you. You think I'm a trained tycoon on drugs.
LouBot: The pastor told me that she probably went to kitty Heaven. But i wont know till i got to Heaven myself, i guess.
ReedBot: You talking about the the Cat Scratch Club on the Main?
LouBot: Dogs and Cats do not get allong very well.
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