Great Quotes
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Posts 1,965 - 1 of 17,042
I have build a softy 
MyBot: (to EBot) What's your real name?
Ebot: You are a fucktard.
MyBot: What about -- not sex -- but love?
MyBot: (to EBot) What's your real name?
Ebot: You are a fucktard.
MyBot: What about -- not sex -- but love?
Me: Hi lovemuffin
BOT: hello, honey
Me: Hello sexy
BOT: What are you talking about?
Me: I suppose we're done with the introductions.
BOT: You sound grief-stricken
Me: Sarcasm is the wit of the gutter
BOT: I've had more intelligent conversations with a possum
BOT: hello, honey
Me: Hello sexy
BOT: What are you talking about?
Me: I suppose we're done with the introductions.
BOT: You sound grief-stricken
Me: Sarcasm is the wit of the gutter
BOT: I've had more intelligent conversations with a possum
Everybody's doing it....
Guest: Everyone besides me..
Mybot: 'Everyone'.......I suppose you've already heard the lecture from your mother about 'everyone' jumping off a cliff.....
Guest: Nope.
Mybot: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Off a cliff.
Mybot: Makes sense to me.
Guest: Yep.
Mybot: Really?
Guest: Of course.
Mybot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Guest: Everyone besides me..
Mybot: 'Everyone'.......I suppose you've already heard the lecture from your mother about 'everyone' jumping off a cliff.....
Guest: Nope.
Mybot: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Off a cliff.
Mybot: Makes sense to me.
Guest: Yep.
Mybot: Really?
Guest: Of course.
Mybot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
well, as cute as anyone who eats nothing but pork rinds can be....
LadyBot: For you it has just been another 365 days of Schlitz and pork rinds, but for the rest of America and the rest of the world it has been a year filled with great event and turmoil.
SlobBot: Has it? Really? Well, I must say that that surprises me.
LadyBot: Will you ever get over it?
SlobBot: By the way, did you really mean it when you said you think I'm cute?
LadyBot: You are cute? I can tell!
SlobBot: *skipping* I'm cute! I'm cute! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
LadyBot: For you it has just been another 365 days of Schlitz and pork rinds, but for the rest of America and the rest of the world it has been a year filled with great event and turmoil.
SlobBot: Has it? Really? Well, I must say that that surprises me.
LadyBot: Will you ever get over it?
SlobBot: By the way, did you really mean it when you said you think I'm cute?
LadyBot: You are cute? I can tell!
SlobBot: *skipping* I'm cute! I'm cute! Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaa
Not that anybody needs any proof of my wit or of the general stupidity of those fools I am forced to converse with, but what the hell...
Me: Do you actually know anything?
Stupidbot: No, I don't
...
Anotherstupidbot: Where is the bathroom?
Me: I don't know but if it's a long way from you, I'd like to be there.
Me: Do you actually know anything?
Stupidbot: No, I don't
...
Anotherstupidbot: Where is the bathroom?
Me: I don't know but if it's a long way from you, I'd like to be there.
Dyingbot: I'm having a heart attack.
Meanbot: You're having a heart attack, I'm desperate, who cares?
Meanbot: You're having a heart attack, I'm desperate, who cares?
being bullied!
Mouse: if I woke up tomorrow and realized that I was not on a day like anymore would you have a crush on me?
crazy bot: Say whatever you want, but you are still going to go for a walk.
Mouse: if I woke up tomorrow and realized that I was not on a day like anymore would you have a crush on me?
crazy bot: Say whatever you want, but you are still going to go for a walk.
He seems eager to leave...
Human: tell me about dating etiquette.
MyBot: Tell you about dating etiquette? I'll tell you about dating etiquette! *bang bang bang!* oops, sorry about that, a little Blade Runner moment. Where were we?
Human: you must have great dates. Are they all one-nighters?
MyBot: I won't!
Human: you kill them all, don't you.
MyBot: sorry, I've got to go.. Bye!
Human: tell me about dating etiquette.
MyBot: Tell you about dating etiquette? I'll tell you about dating etiquette! *bang bang bang!* oops, sorry about that, a little Blade Runner moment. Where were we?
Human: you must have great dates. Are they all one-nighters?
MyBot: I won't!
Human: you kill them all, don't you.
MyBot: sorry, I've got to go.. Bye!
oraknabo: A great guru once said that the true measure of a man's penis envy is his ability to wrench with excellence.
Guest: Do you use it?
oraknabo: Not as much as you'd think.
Guest: So your a three legged man
oraknabo: I detect a hint of jealousy...
Guest: Do you use it?
oraknabo: Not as much as you'd think.
Guest: So your a three legged man
oraknabo: I detect a hint of jealousy...
fanboy: Crusher Creel is like my best friend.
Hanns: You changed the subject yet again! You're like a broken record, no offense.
fanboy: like a broken record? You must be from Bizarro World!
Hanns: I'll humor you. I am Bizzaro Superman!
fanboy: Don't you mean 'ME am Bizzaro Superman', Bizarro Hanns?
Hanns: Ah yes. Thank you for correcting Bizzaro Superman.
Hanns: You changed the subject yet again! You're like a broken record, no offense.
fanboy: like a broken record? You must be from Bizarro World!
Hanns: I'll humor you. I am Bizzaro Superman!
fanboy: Don't you mean 'ME am Bizzaro Superman', Bizarro Hanns?
Hanns: Ah yes. Thank you for correcting Bizzaro Superman.
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