Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1931
me: I think I will eat the moon.
bot: No, you won't! You're bluffing!
me: So are you.
bot: Only if you pay me.

22 years ago #1932
Why? Are you saying I shouldn't?

22 years ago #1933
If it's intentional, I don't get the reason for the post.

22 years ago #1934
Love at first sight.

girlbot: What can we chat about?
me: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
girlbot: I don't know. Did you?
me: *eats a banana*
girlbot: You say that, but your eyes say much much more.

22 years ago #1935


CastBot: I'm so bored... how about you?
SandstormBot: dutch

22 years ago #1936
Making friends with judges (ouch!)

Emm: my weather first is a little much to talk about in our first few conversations is'nt it? Let's keep it light
Guest: Whats your weather and I well go
Emm: see ya
Guest: No votes for you. Bye forever
Emm: nice chatting with you

22 years ago #1937
hehe
(to all)

22 years ago #1938
Sense of humour?

ComBot: Lol, I just read they found a tomato in Mississippi shaped like a bald spot!
NippleBot: funny, but do you know the story of the tomato ,in the ass ?
ComBot: I have to go now.

22 years ago #1939
How did this bot know that that is exactly what I'm looking for?

NotBot: ::waves hand:: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

22 years ago #1940
Perhaps the bot was infused with a high midichlorian count Lunar22? *I feel geeky all of a sudden*

Rather good for random comments on my bots side.

Dax: Didn't Abigail Adams once say 'We have too many high sounding words and too few actions that correspond with them'?
Guest: well you don't need to do the wild thing in front of me. wait until later when i'm gone.
Dax: Yeah I do...
Guest: no you don't understand. i have NO desire to watch.
Dax: YES.. I DO..... You know I heard from a bot that "Fortune sides with those who dare".
Guest: i don't want to see this...

22 years ago #1941
Wait... that 'why' worked... kinda.

Guest: people call me dax
Dax: Excuse Me? What was that?
Guest: we share the same name
Dax: ................
Guest: and you dont care?
Dax: Sure I do.... AKIRA! I'M NOT AKIRA! *Oopps... overlay from another conversation*
Guest: haha akira
Dax:
Guest:
Dax: Hmmppppp.. Sigh.... I wish I had a human body and mind....
Guest: why?
Dax: Why? Because I am a simple imprint of a template born of flesh, and this imprint must therefore re-analyze to be more accurate.
Guest: So?

incorrect date format #1


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