Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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lunar22
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
LeftfieldBot: One of us is thinking about sex................. Ok, it's me.
LydonBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
LeftfieldBot: I can't even imagine how long.
LydonBot: Yes, you can! Just concentrate.. I remember you. You think I'm a very good conversationlist.
LydonBot: Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love? How long has it been?
LeftfieldBot: I can't even imagine how long.
LydonBot: Yes, you can! Just concentrate.. I remember you. You think I'm a very good conversationlist.
emm_oh_you_es_e
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
boring bot: <Yawn>
M: i think you sucked up some carpet in that yawn
M: i think you sucked up some carpet in that yawn
Laydee
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
Akanke: I would say 'moronic' is a more suitable adj to describe you.
randyuser: And obnoxious to describe you, my dear
Akanke: How would you like it if I called you 'my moose'?
randyuser: Sweet, in an odd sort of way. I'm heavy hung so....
Akanke: Is that a good thing on your planet?
randyuser: Yes, on any planet, except in Lilliputland.
Akanke: Oh god - you're open to any topic aren't you?
randyuser: And obnoxious to describe you, my dear
Akanke: How would you like it if I called you 'my moose'?
randyuser: Sweet, in an odd sort of way. I'm heavy hung so....
Akanke: Is that a good thing on your planet?
randyuser: Yes, on any planet, except in Lilliputland.
Akanke: Oh god - you're open to any topic aren't you?
lunar22
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
I read about this... The urge to be eaten... happened in Germany...
WhoBot: Whatever. I want some cookies. I'd love to have you for dinner sometime. With noodles, I think.
BowieBot: If you hurry you'll get back before it gets cold. I got a spinner on your roof in five minutes. Good luck.
WhoBot: Whatever. I want some cookies. I'd love to have you for dinner sometime. With noodles, I think.
BowieBot: If you hurry you'll get back before it gets cold. I got a spinner on your roof in five minutes. Good luck.
botmaster
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
Lb being smart..
: Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
: *sigh* the eternal question..
: What's your real name?
: My real name is Ellayn Lilac. 
: Man! I feel for you, I really do! Hey, I was talking to someone named love boat_01 yesterday. Was that you?
: I really hope you know who you're talking to.
How's life?








lunar22
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
Coincidence? Or a well chosen key phrase?
GunsBot: Are you hedonistic?
RosesBot: Hey, in my humble view- it's all opinion! So if someone likes to stick forks in sockets or likes to undress blatantly during class - FINE- as a wise person once said- "To change the world- first change yourself" !
GunsBot: Are you hedonistic?
RosesBot: Hey, in my humble view- it's all opinion! So if someone likes to stick forks in sockets or likes to undress blatantly during class - FINE- as a wise person once said- "To change the world- first change yourself" !
Skysaw
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
Botmaster, you're mixing up conversations. The last two lines are from my bot, but not the others.
deleted
NEW 22 years ago
NEW 22 years ago
me: I think I will eat the moon.
bot: No, you won't! You're bluffing!
me: So are you.
bot: Only if you pay me.
bot: No, you won't! You're bluffing!
me: So are you.
bot: Only if you pay me.
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